I have a pet Kaworu.

Also, if anyone comes near me right now I will probably shoot them.

AND INSULTING.

::yanks down pants:: THERE, OLIVER, ARE YOU SATISFIED? HAVE A LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU. SEVEN AND A HALF INCHES.

Taking ten minutes off my insanely busy schedule to do this thing, because it looked amusing.

List 12 people and don't read the questions until you fill this out:1. Lord Voldemort ( Read more... )

Now that I have a definite target, my urge to kill everyone in sight has abated. Slightly.

The Virgin Mary is going down.

THE GUNS.

OH, THE GUNS.

THEY CALL TO ME. THEY ARE CALLING.

I CANNOT RESIST. I DON'T WANT TO RESIST.

THEY'RE SHINY. SO SHINY. AND DEADLY. THEY ARE DEADLY.

I NEED TO SHOOT PEOPLE. I NEED TO SHOOT PEOPLE.

so shiny

I would like to congratulate all the mothers-to-be!

Perhaps this will finally bring Mr. Harry and Mr. Draco together.

I have persuaded Mr. Remus to admit his undying love and sexual attraction to Mr. Sirius.

I believe this will turn out well.

In the meantime, popcorn for all. These situations are always entertaining.

There are obviously many of you who should be shot. Unfortunately I don't have time for all of you. Sorry.

SHUICHI, STOP READING LIVEJOURNALS AND START WORKING. You know the consequences. Remember last time.