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[obey_or_i_shoot]

THE GUNS.

OH, THE GUNS.

THEY CALL TO ME. THEY ARE CALLING.

I CANNOT RESIST. I DON'T WANT TO RESIST.

THEY'RE SHINY. SO SHINY. AND DEADLY. THEY ARE DEADLY.

I NEED TO SHOOT PEOPLE. I NEED TO SHOOT PEOPLE.

so shiny

Comments

[chocolatehelps]

I. I think you might want to consider not shooting people. Because then they would be rather dead, which isn't so very pleasant, you know?

[obey_or_i_shoot]

BUT THEN I WOULDN'T BE SHOOTING PEOPLE, MR. REMUS.

[chocolatehelps]

...That's rather the idea, you know.

[obey_or_i_shoot]

THE IDEA IS HORRIFYING.

[totallynot_kira]

Is there anyone here who can get this man some help before he shoots up the place?

And someone get me the full, correct spelling of his name, please. I'll need it for the, er, the police report. Yes, that. Quite handy having a cop on hand here, isn't it? I'll make certain this man is taken into custody before anyone can get shot. We don't want another Columbine or anything, do we?

[obey_or_i_shoot]

I'M NOT A STUDENT, I CAN'T DO COLUMBINE UNFORTUNATELY

I DON'T NEED HELP. I NEED PEOPLE. LOTS OF PEOPLE. AND GUNS.

[totallynot_kira]

BNF Brawl may not be a school, but it's still the same general scenario, where a bunch of us gather and congregate and socialise. Hence the reference.

I will have to arrest you if you do start toting guns, you know.

[obey_or_i_shoot]

NOT SO. I AM LEGALLY PERMITTED.

[bakaviper_killa]

I KNOW SOMEONE YOU CAN SHOOT!

Or try to..

[obey_or_i_shoot]

POINT THE WAY, GOOD SIR.

[bakaviper_killa]

IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE VIRGIN MARY, YOU WOULDN'T BACK OUT, WOULD YOU?

[obey_or_i_shoot]

WHO'S THAT?

[shotabait]

Why don't you go to a shooting range?

[obey_or_i_shoot]

YOU DON'T SHOOT PEOPLE AT A SHOOTING RANGE

[shotabait]

Well... no... But it might help? :D

[obey_or_i_shoot]

MAYBE IF I SHOT THE PEOPLE AT THE SHOOTING RANGE.

EXCELLENT SUGGESTION.

[pantensai]

Just don't shoot me. ^^

[obey_or_i_shoot]

SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY, I MIGHT NOT.