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[chestmonster]

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know

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Random hallway of SEX outside the room of SEX.

[oldschoolfun]

POINTY -- I mean. Uh. Draco, darling, get into this room so we can shag.

A lot.

Re: Random hallway of SEX outside the room of SEX.

[slyth_iceprince]

Are you particular about which Draco?

Re: Random hallway of SEX outside the room of SEX.

[oldschoolfun]

I. Uh.

Hm.

I hadn't thought about that.

Re: Random hallway of SEX outside the room of SEX.

[slyth_iceprince]

Might be worth considering.

ENTERS VIA FLOO

[harry_j_p]

.... Um. Hello?

Re: ENTERS VIA FLOO

[stfupotter]

ANOTHER POTTER?!

Re: ENTERS VIA FLOO

[harry_j_p]

Yes. And that Parvati that you're getting fresh with is MINE.

Re: ENTERS VIA FLOO

[stfumalfoy]

Then you can tell her to leave Malfoy alone!

At the present table

[petit_shinigami]

I think I will leave Potter-san's present here. :|

*puts present on the table and looks around at the various guests*

*shudders*

There are too many people here. As soon as I kill Mello, I can leave. :|:|

Re: At the present table

[stfumalfoy]

Rukia. You're scaring me.

Re: At the present table

[petit_shinigami]

*turns to Harry*

Potter-san, happy birthday. :|

There is no reason for you to be frightened of me. You are not the one I have a grudge against.

Re: At the present table

[stfumalfoy]

Thanks.

Wh- Who do you have a grudge against? I'm just weirded out because you're acting so out of character.

In the Entryway

[hotforcaptain]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY but...why is there three Potters?
And ANOTHER Sirius?
AND another Malfoy?
Er...?

Re: In the Entryway

[stfumalfoy]

Apparently there are many of each of us around this internet place.

Re: In the Entryway

[stfupotter]

We're not on the compytur, Potter.

Re: In the Entryway

[stfumalfoy]

That's where they heard of the party.

Dance Floor

[pansyduh]

*The Real Slim Shady starts playing*

Ohh. *drops bottle of fire whiskey, swaying a bit*

DRACO. DRACO. IT'S OUR SONG!

Re: Dance Floor

[stfupotter]

*steadies her* Pansy. I have no idea who Slim Shady is. What did you do?

Re: Dance Floor

[pansyduh]

*giggles before slipping to the ground* *lays down and starts making a snow angel in the floor*

DRACO, YOU BE SLIM SHADY AND I'LL BE DR. DRE. *pulls out gun #1 and #2* Damn. Those things were in some uncomfortable positions.

Re: Dance Floor

[stfupotter]

*leans down to pull her up* PANSY. No. WHY DO YOU HAVE MUGGLE WEAPONS? YOUR HANDS ARE CONTAMINATED WITH MUGGLE GERMS NOW, YOU KNOW, PANSY. WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?