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Jul 31, 2006 12:07

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know ( Read more... )

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By the refreshment table otori_kyoya August 1 2006, 02:12:08 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARRY. :"> I'VE GOT... NON-CHARMED WILLY WONKA CHOCOLATES. :D

Re: By the refreshment table stfumalfoy August 1 2006, 02:22:17 UTC

Thank you, Kyouya!

Hey, the next Ouran episode seems to concentrate around you! Maybe we'll learn a bit more on you and your family.

Re: By the refreshment table otori_kyoya August 1 2006, 02:24:31 UTC

Mhhrrr? :)

My aniki are both really successful. I will surprass them, though! Because they're not as hot and smart as I am. :\

... Willy Wonka does make very very good sweets.

At the Quidditch Field chocomachinegun August 1 2006, 02:30:51 UTC

*cranes his head back and looks around* Well, the space seems more than adequate... I wonder if there are lights?

Would you like me to demonstrate the use of a gun before we begin?

Re: At the Quidditch Field petit_shinigami August 1 2006, 02:33:57 UTC

*is staring around at the Quidditch field, bemused* Woow it's so biiig-- *eyes widen* *stops self again* *shakes head*

I believe you must. I have never seen or used one before. :|:|

Re: At the Quidditch Field popcornlasers August 1 2006, 02:36:03 UTC

*ignores her comments and looks around himself, a little awed* This...This should work.

Re: At the Quidditch Field chocomachinegun August 1 2006, 02:39:05 UTC

Very well. I need a target. Ok, see that design on the bottom of the stands? Ok now. *moves to a reasonable shooting distance* Watch what I do and then you should see a hole in it. *cocks the gun, aims, and fires* See? Pretty simple, at least the basics. Here, take a practice shot. *hands her the other gun*

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Parlor howl_at_a_moon August 1 2006, 02:47:04 UTC

*looks around*

Well this certainly is perplexing. I feel as if I stumbled into a strange book.

Re: Parlor xregulusblackx August 1 2006, 02:51:44 UTC

Don't I know you from somewhere? And where the hell are we anyway?

Re: Parlor howl_at_a_moon August 1 2006, 02:57:00 UTC

I was trying to figure out when we are, not so much where. Though from that painting over there, it looks like this manor belongs to Lucius Malfoy.

Re: Parlor xregulusblackx August 1 2006, 02:59:40 UTC

Oh shit, I haven't been here from the wedding.

Shit shit shit, I'm not allowed to be here... Wait, why aren't the wards screaming? And you didn't answer my question, you look familiar. You're in Gryffindor, aren't you?

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obey_or_i_shoot August 1 2006, 05:01:49 UTC

MOMO, ARE YOU DEAD?

pansyduh August 1 2006, 05:04:30 UTC

MOMO, I'VE GOT EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF HARRY AND DRACO DOING NAUGHTY THINGS TOGETHER..

bakaviper_killa August 1 2006, 05:17:43 UTC

you're lying.

:(

pansyduh August 2 2006, 02:28:25 UTC

Dammit. You aren't dead.

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Entryway tachi_bananas August 1 2006, 05:51:27 UTC

*shows up a little late, but at least he bothered to show up at all, what with An out of town and all that*

Re: Entryway stfupotter August 1 2006, 06:25:51 UTC

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MUGGLES HERE?! I NEVER GAVE PERMISSION FOR THIS TO BE HELD IN MY HOME!

Re: Entryway tachi_bananas August 1 2006, 07:21:01 UTC

*shrugs* I got the invitation, I'm coming to the party. Especially after the whole ballet fiasco.

Re: Entryway stfupotter August 1 2006, 07:29:35 UTC

I'm not going to even ask about what the hell you're referring to.

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