didn't hear shit from you while i was gone. glad you missed me. assholes.

[chestxtoxwheel]

i was sitting in school today, reading my harry potter book, and this bitch turns to me and goes, "i like your shoes". so then i slammed her head against her desk, took all her pencils out of her messenger bag (riddled with Surgarcult pins, the stupid bitch), broke those little bitches in half, found her best friend, fucked that chick's boyfriend

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[nowmaddiesays]

i love you and your entries too much

[thereis_truth]

no girl except me can vote. but then i can't vote cause i'm a magazine whore... you just put that in to piss me off, didn't you?

p.s.

[thereis_truth]

"have you ever, in any way, funded NoFX, and/or any other propagandist, money-hungry fucks?"

OHSHUTUPYOUHAVEANoFXANDRANCIDPOSTERABOVEYOURBED!

[burningtears89]

that was beautiful *tear* seriously man..that made my day. you are an awesome writer...please don't break my pencils....i only have 2.

[ruthlessrarity]

I just saw a preview for a Bridget Jones movie, & she got splashed by a bus....twice. So I immediately thought of your post. I greatly enjoy your humor.

[stopdropshoot]

you're badass, i know. do i agree with you? for the most part.
british accents are kind of fake, but attractive. sorry its my girl instinct.
i dont fit any of those descriptions but i know a lot of people that do.
lacerate. the. soiled. flesh.

[stopdropshoot]

i take that back. i just realized im not katie stewart.

[chestxtoxwheel]

Sucks.

[stopdropshoot]

HEY. YOU. I'M JOINING YOUR COMMUNITY.
whoo, i know you're excited.