Bye.

i was sitting in school today, reading my harry potter book, and this bitch turns to me and goes, "i like your shoes". so then i slammed her head against her desk, took all her pencils out of her messenger bag (riddled with Surgarcult pins, the stupid bitch), broke those little bitches in half, found her best friend, fucked that chick's boyfriend ( Read more... )

i think i will cut right to the chase tonight. i’m sick of hearing about all these “HUGE” movies that every little bastard at school and work talk about, and hype up to the point where you think they're just going to break down and suck off the nearest person. you know what movies i speak of. the movies some major film industry pumped with ( Read more... )

-so, i'm behind a publix cash register, minding my own business, rubbing myself through my apron to a magazine across the aisle with Mary-Kate on the front of it, when a rather attractive female comes through the line ( Read more... )

-"Tuesday, June 22, 2004 ( Read more... )

Fuck yes, bitches!

-"dude, i got this bad-ass f-150, and i had it raised four inches! and then i had a SWEET new system installed, and when you put on the Ying Yang Twins, the bass sounds like there are midgets in the back seat smacking each other with trash cans ( Read more... )

-"have you ever tried so hard to do the right thing to please someone else? have you ever cried yourself to sleep because you know that no matter what you do, youre just never gonna reach that "perfect" mark? have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, the other person would just be better off without you ( Read more... )

( World's finest female. )

for some reason, i only think when i am at publix. is that weird? when i'm not working, my mind is usually on what band i want to pretend i'm cool for listening to or what new porn site i can find, but as soon as i'm in publix i shut off all attention to every one else and think about stupid shit ( Read more... )