Paul, I stole the Vans you left here. They're just about my size and fucking sweet. Mine now! *^_^*

Does anyone now what a fucking nematoad is? I'm not quite sure if the spelling is correct, but either way, I can't remember and it's driving me crazy!!!

Argh! Eastern Michigan Judical Services...I KILL YOU!!!

I just got an email from the fucking university telling me that I have a hold on my student account right now because I only paid $100, half of the original amount of the fine they gave me. Of course I knew that the fine was $200, but if the secretary told me that it was only $100, of course ( Read more... )

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Why do we have to be so cute? Hehe, that's exactly what my RA asked me and Claire. And for some reason there is random classical music being played live outside across the street, I have no clue where it's coming from but it sounds aight. Peace out ya'll is sure is nice out today! Go burn you fuckers!

>TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
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>Question 1:
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>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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>Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
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>Question 2:
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>It is time to elect a new world ( Read more... )

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