I'm awake right now because my roommate's cell phone kept vibrating all over his desk. For like an hour. I finally got up and opened it, ending the alarm or whatever the hell it was. He has the most annoying phone. If there's a message or whatever it will beep every two minutes until you open it. And he leaves it in the room all the time, so it ( Read more... )

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I don't post much poetry here, because I don't really care for poetry. But, I heard Billy Collins read this on A Prairie Home Companion last week and I shared it with my fiction workshop, which enjoyed it very much.

Tension

“Never use the word suddenly just to
            create tension.”
                        -Writing Fiction

Suddenly, ( Read more... )

Last night I was watching Frasier and my roommate came in the room. Courteously, I lowered the volume to a level far below what I normally have it set at. Then, a minute later, he asked me to turn down the volume. I mean, I turned it down so low I actually couldn't hear most of the talking. But he seemed to get more upset. He started slamming desk ( Read more... )

 I hate you Livejournal. You deleted this post right before I finished. I hate you almost as much as I hate Banner. Banner screwed me over a bit today. I had to log in three times before it stopped demanding a PIN number, like I'm some fucking freshman. I missed the section of Study of Language I wanted, so I had to sign up for another one. ( Read more... )

Registration is tomorrow. Here's what I'm looking at for next semester ( Read more... )

 Okay, well, I called and rescheduled that sleep doctor appointment--you know, the one that would have derailed my academic career by not allowing me to register for classes next semester? Guess when the next available appointment was? JANUARY. LATE JANUARY. What in the hell? Are there really that many people with sleep problems? What is the state ( Read more... )

 Damn it. I just found out I have a stupid sleep doctor appointment at 2 on Wednesday. So if I don't reschedule, I'll miss registration, which means I won't get any of the classes I want. FUCK FUCK FUCK I hate having sleep apnea.

I just ate a turkey-and-gravy sandwich from Wawa and my hands still smell like gravy. It was AWESOME.

You know that commercial where this guy is having pizza delivered, and he talks with the delivery guy about  how it has two totally different things. I knew that the delivery guys were changing, but I didn't even realize the guy ordering a pizza was changing--I didn't even see the white guy, just the black guy. Weird.