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Feb 15, 2009 20:11

FUCK.

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK.

[There's a brief pause. If you listen really hard, you can hear some sniffling. Wait, sniffling?]

My fuckin' charger? Better get fuckin' fixed. Bitches'll be fuckin' shanked, I swear to God. S'fucking important.

chevy cries sometimes, crying ruins my street cred, fuck fuck fucking fuck, skates, i'm too badass to just ask, halp?

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[Audio // English w/ Japanese italics. <3] nantokanare February 16 2009, 01:13:34 UTC
Fuck fuck fuck.

You're annoying.

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[Audio // English] Akagi is a wonderful friend. chevyskates February 16 2009, 01:14:43 UTC
Can ya fix it? No? Fuck off.

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[Text] nantokanare February 16 2009, 01:20:08 UTC
Find me dry smokes and I'll fix your thing.

[A lie, of course. Akagi doesn't even know what she needs fixed. Hell, he had to look up the word 'fix'.]

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[Text] chevyskates February 16 2009, 01:22:08 UTC
fckin asshole, w/e

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strongerfaster February 16 2009, 01:13:41 UTC
Shanked?

Whatcha gonna shank 'em with, honey?

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chevyskates February 16 2009, 01:15:15 UTC
No fuckin' clue. Whatever I can get my fuckin' hands on.

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strongerfaster February 16 2009, 01:17:26 UTC
'At's the spirit.

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chevyskates February 16 2009, 01:19:09 UTC
Y'got any suggestions?

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missmimmi February 16 2009, 01:36:15 UTC
Chevrolet?

Did something happen?

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chevyskates February 16 2009, 01:38:04 UTC
Fuckin' charger's fuckin' shorted.

[Pause. Sniffff.]

Fuck.

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missmimmi February 16 2009, 01:43:03 UTC
Drying it off will not fix it?

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chevyskates February 16 2009, 01:46:26 UTC
Fuck, no! S'fuckin' electric. It gets fuckin' wet, s'a fuckin' goner.

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[Audio] seasindorei February 16 2009, 02:04:56 UTC
I'm overwhelmed with sympathy, really.

[He doesn't sound too sympathetic.]

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[Audio] chevyskates February 16 2009, 02:06:42 UTC
Y'got anythin' better t'say, zadrypanets?

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[Audio] seasindorei February 16 2009, 02:12:18 UTC
Not really. Just thought I'd let you know about my sincere condolences.

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[Audio] chevyskates February 16 2009, 02:14:39 UTC
Y'a fuckin' ball 'a fuckin' sunshine. G'fuck y'self.

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canttrustliars February 16 2009, 08:01:01 UTC
Try asking the mechanic once the sprinklers stop.

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chevyskates February 16 2009, 11:44:59 UTC
S'a fuckin' mechanic on this barge?

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canttrustliars February 16 2009, 22:38:30 UTC
Of course there is.

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chevyskates February 16 2009, 22:46:59 UTC
Question two, genius. Can that fuckin' mechanic fix an OSS charger?

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