Ewwwww.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

S'fuckin' rainin'. Can't fuckin' stand rain. Ugh.

Make it stop.

Yo, anybody seen Vicky or Rika or Shinobu?

FUCKIN' SHIT.

THE BOAT'S FUCKIN' SINKIN' AGAIN.

Vicky, Shinobu, Diana, Rika?

Volks, get the fuck ova here-

Ya nenavydity tsey ya nenavydity tsey ya nenavydity tsey ya nenavydity tsey ya nenavydity tsey.

Fuck, wait, what day izzit?

[She looks around for a calender, then realizes the date is on her communicator.]

S'fucking-But it was fuckin' October!

Shit, shit, shit. S'a fuckin' killer on this fuckin' boat? Thought it was jus' psychofags an' crazies, goddammit. Well, shit, I'm stayin' the fuck inside. Yo, it'd be awesome if some dude could snatch up some grub f'me. Annnnn', can some guy grab Rika f'me? Don' wanna leave a kid alone wi' some crazy asshole shankin' people. Kinda want Vicky an' ( Read more... )

FUCK.

FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK.

[There's a brief pause. If you listen really hard, you can hear some sniffling. Wait, sniffling?]

My fuckin' charger? Better get fuckin' fixed. Bitches'll be fuckin' shanked, I swear to God. S'fucking important.

[Ukrainian]

Tired of being on this fucking boat. I have things to do. I mean... shit, I hope Volks is okay without me-

[/Ukrainian]

MY SKATES ARE OKAY!

Ughhh yessss. I woulda seriously punched somethin'. Ev'rybody else's shit okay?

Hey, Rika, where the hell are ya? Ain't seen ya since the island. Y'doin' alright?

...

S'a fuckin' walkin' iPod.

Right in fronna me.

My breakfast wasn't poisoned or nothin', was it?

The fuck am I now? Fuckin' boat-

Izzat-

[EXPLOSION]

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

Rika? Yo, Rika, you here? Shit. [She lapses into Ukrainian for a little, then-] Shinobu? Vicky?

I-is the boat sinking?

... Woah.

I get kidnapped or somethin'? Shi-it, this'a nice damn room. The hell am I, huh? This a phone? HELLOOOOOOO? ANYONE THERE? Shit, ain't no numbers in this phone. MYKHAILOOOOOO? IVAAAAAAAN? JULIAAAAAAAAAAAA?

... Guys?