Comments | chevyskates: один [english]

chevyskates

один [english]

Jan 29, 2009 22:57

... Woah.

I get kidnapped or somethin'? Shi-it, this'a nice damn room. The hell am I, huh? This a phone? HELLOOOOOOO? ANYONE THERE? Shit, ain't no numbers in this phone. MYKHAILOOOOOO? IVAAAAAAAN? JULIAAAAAAAAAAAA?

... Guys?

what, bigtext, what r luxury?, arrival, holy shit, guysss

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bibliofantasy January 30 2009, 04:00:03 UTC

Use your indoor voice, hon.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 04:01:18 UTC

Fuck, man, I just been kidnapped and y'want me to use my indoor voice? Dude. What're you on 'n' where can I get some?

bibliofantasy January 30 2009, 21:10:39 UTC

Oh, please. We've all been kidnapped; you aren't some special fucking snowflake here, girl. Wait 'till you grow a tail or fins or some shit to turn the volume up.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 21:13:15 UTC

Ain't never said I was some goddamn fancy-ass slowflake, douchebag. I wanna fuckin' scream, I'll fuckin' scream, and if y'got any problem with that, y'can take it and shove it up your sparkly-gay ass.

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[English skillz go!] nantokanare January 30 2009, 04:01:44 UTC

Not phone. Radio.

[English] chevyskates January 30 2009, 04:02:55 UTC

What? The fuck did you say? Y'sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof'a your mouth.

[English] Let's try this again, shall we? nantokanare January 30 2009, 04:07:38 UTC

Hello.

[English] k chevyskates January 30 2009, 04:10:04 UTC

... Hey.

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shenghuanzhe January 30 2009, 04:52:54 UTC

Hey, I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. This boat is headed to the Golden Shore, and you don't gotta do anythin' on board except chill out and relax. We took any weapons, but left the rest'a your possessions with you. If y'need anything else, just ask myself or any other crew member.

Welcome aboard.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 04:55:14 UTC

The fuck's the Golden Shore? Y'mean the Gold Coast? That's near America, innit? Fuck, I don't wanna go to no America. Heyyy, turn this barge around, yeah, bro? Got kids to feed.

shenghuanzhe January 30 2009, 04:56:32 UTC

No, kiddo, I mean the Golden Shore. Not anywhere near America and no, you don't got brats.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 05:00:34 UTC

Fuck, good. 'Merica ain't got no good skatin'. And yeah, bro, I got fuckin' brats. Ain't mine, I guess, but I feed 'em. S'fuckin' important.

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shadesofeco January 30 2009, 05:29:24 UTC

Don't shout, everyone can hear you just fine.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 11:44:35 UTC

Well, fuck, man, 'scuse me.

hylian_courage January 30 2009, 05:35:26 UTC

Try to calm down, it's no use getting too upset.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 11:45:13 UTC

Yeah? I get kidnapped, and I shouldn't be upset? Dude.

hylian_courage January 30 2009, 11:54:47 UTC

Yes, I know your first instinct is to panic, but try to stay calm, okay? You're not in immediate danger.

chevyskates January 30 2009, 20:23:41 UTC

Y'kiddin'? Boat could fuckin' sink whenever, an' I can't fuckin' swim. Immediate enough for ya?

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