Congress wants you off MySpace (and Facebook, and Friendster...)
Posted by Mobilize.org  
Have you checked your Facebook, MySpace, or Friendster today? I hope you poked everyone you needed to because Congress wants this to be your last visit. They want to ban the use of ( Read more... )

What doesn't my mother understand about the fact I'm going to UC next year?

She still has this idea that I might go to Miami.

Let's see.  There's the fact I've been saying for the last 4 years "I'm not going to Miami."  And there's the fact that I confirmed my admission to UC weeks ago.  And have I mentioned that when I applied it was only to get ( Read more... )

"On May 4, the University of Cincinnati Police was notified of a public indecency that occurred in Langsam Library.  The victim stated that while she was sitting with her shoes off studying, an unknown male masturbated on her shoes.  University of Cincinnati police were quickly called and are currently investigating the crime ( Read more... )

So, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm a rebel of the semester. Woot.

Principal's List
Rotary Club Student of the Month
American Legion Test Winner
Cincinnatus
Amazing Mock Trial I-Got-To-Go-To-Law-Day
Key Club Honor Cords
NHS Stole

God, I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far behind in chem.  Not even remotely funny.  And reading for English ( Read more... )

Kerim can't come to prom, so Jessica doesn't have a date.

Which means we only have 7 ppl for our table. Which means we have room for Max.

Fuck life.

Can anyone explain to me why I'm being stalked?

My senior pics are up on my myspace and my facebook. Check 'em out, leave a comment, and tell me if you want one.

Mr. Norris pulled me out of Spanish today, about 20 minutes before the end of class, to discuss the fact I'm upset about how fucked up government is ( Read more... )

WTF IT'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry.

My wonderful friends, if you're posting "friends only," can you lemme know when you do, or something ( Read more... )