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[cheyneisaperson]

I started my day by waking up and as usual this was followed by all of the morning stuff: eating a bag or two of beefjerky, beating the shit out of my little cousins, masturbating while looking in the mirror, and smoking an ounce of crack. After I had finished all of the really important stuff that I just mentioned it was then time to realize that

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[maxamigo]

Ah Chris Smith, what a noble soul. How is the old chap?

[cheyneisaperson]

He seemed fine.