Women are so fucking stupid. This is a fact that I swear by more and more every time I end up around their type for long. Tonight I experienced a classic case of "Woman Bullshit". The only difference between this experience and the other countless like it I have run into during my years was the environment. This time I beleived I was in a place ( Read more... )

This is a very real e-mail I sent to Billy Blank's, that Tea Bo faggot, customer support a few minutes ago ( Read more... )

Cheyne Vs. Calvary Girl

Calvary Girl-I'm going to be more sucessfull than you in life Cheyne.
Cheyne- Prostitution has never been that high paying of an industry... especially for you.
Calvary Girl- (stops talking)

I started my day by waking up and as usual this was followed by all of the morning stuff: eating a bag or two of beefjerky, beating the shit out of my little cousins, masturbating while looking in the mirror, and smoking an ounce of crack. After I had finished all of the really important stuff that I just mentioned it was then time to realize that ( Read more... )

I'd like to start by saying that Nathan Younger is one of the ten biggest bad asses in Savannah Georgia. I didn't really meet this man until yesterday but after spending only a few short hours with him I realized that he was a bad ass, only slightly less so than myself ( Read more... )

I am now prepairing for a day of airports and flying; I´ll be home around 11. Beck is who I am determined to see on thursday.

I made it to Guadelajara safely and though it doesn´t look like I´m going to be able to make it to the Zoo, I´ve had plenty of fun here so far anyway. You would think I was tired of wildlife after Michuocan. Leaving Michuocan was bad ass because I got serched for guns and marijuna by a military road block. Their army guys are pretty intense. Our ( Read more... )

There are way too many fucking insects here. Sure it isn´t that bad, until you try to sleep, then it fucking sucks. The wasps are pretty bad because once you here one in the house you pretty much have to wake up and kill it because if you don´t you´re going to get stung in your sleep. The scorpions are definitly something to watch out for but since ( Read more... )

Much to my delight it seems that you can even find Red Bull and internet in the wild west. Actually thanks to the wonders of American capitalism, I have only out run Starbucks by about 3 hours. This place is really cool. Today I saw one of those sea snakes that were always on the Discovery Channel(before all they had was homosexuals decorating ( Read more... )

I almost killed a black kid this weekend. His ass almost died. Those who run out in front of The Caddie are at my mercy and he should be glad that I chose to allow his life to continue. If he had been a year or two older I probably would have made him a hood ornament. He was really fucking close when he ran into the street and I was going 40 miles ( Read more... )