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I know I have been doing a shit load of (sac)religious Lj posts but you have to forgive me. I go to Calvary Baptist Day School and I have this Jesus stuff force fed to me all day. This is my way of venting. I know these are too long and involved and you guys don't actually read them but I like to put them up here mostly to save them for my further ( Read more... )

My bible teacher asked us to write a 750 word essay on what religion we would follow if there were no such thing as Christianity. Heliolatry was the obvious choice, it's such a good idea that I'm even thinking about converting to Heliolatry myself ( Read more... )

Ok I'm pretty fucking bad ass. I just beat up an army ranger on block leave from Bagdahd twice at Jiu Jitsu tonight. I know bragging is obnoxious, but I'm pretty satisfied with my Jiu Jitsu game right about now.

Today I have made a pretty eye opening discovery. God is a fascist, or at least that oppressing regime typically referred to as "The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost". Yes together these three have attempted supposedly since the beginning of time to rule the earth under fascist principles. It's all in the Bible, just check it out. I am using ( Read more... )

Everyone is afraid to fight me with bamboo swords. :(

2 Words.... doot doot.

i want to be a veterinarian

I'm back from Valdosta, kids. So if you want to do some cool shit get in touch with me.

I have just been choked by Relson Gracie.



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