BEST GAME EVER

Here's what you do. Start the game up, probably on the easiest level since I barely know a lick of japanese. Click on attack, and swipe the mouse across the opponent's face. Then when you defend, you have to swipe your mouse pointer towards you and then you can counter attack.

God bless you, Mr. Vonnegut


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It's video games. Specifically, video games you can win or finish. That's ruined everything. When we were kids, there was one thing we all knew: The Space Invaders were coming. Yes, you could shoot at them, you could destroy them, and you might slow them down a little, but then they would resume their inexorable march. You couldn't stop them. You ( Read more... )

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Anyone know of any good interweb radio stations?
My ipod kind of died and I need something to drown out the voices of my coworkers.

The voice of Optimus Prime was also the voice of Eeyore.

Why can't I sleep?

Mr. Hands: The Movie!
(Links to a news article, not the actual video)

(article SFW, video NSFW)

Freud is spinning in his grave.

OH NO! THAT PILLAR OVER THERE IS A PHALLIC SYMBOL!!! OH NO! THAT STREET LIGHT IS A PHALLIC SYMBOL. OH NO! YOUR MOM IS A PHALLIC SYMBOL!

I like tend to like the fall, the weather gets a bit colder and everything starts to die.