January 20, 2017:

1. 2NE1 breaks up and puts out their last song ever.
2. Donald becomes president.

Note to self: the sweetened carob chips may be $13/lb, but they probably don't taste like chalk!

Also, oat bran is not a particularly good substitute for wheat germ. Maybe half oat bran, half all-purpose flour next time?

Seriously.

The CW app is so bad that I'm going to watch live TV tonight because I think there will be less commercials that way.

Edit: Timed it for another show. A 42 minute episode took 53 minutes. I hate everything.

I, quite literally, cannot understand why anyone would vote for Donald Trump in the general election. Especially Republicans ( Read more... )

When will I remember on a consistent basis that the amount of Sour Patch Kids it takes to murder my tongue is less than one entire package?

On one hand: Zero Time Dilemma comes out in three days and Amazon still hasn't put the correct release date on it, or given me a shipping notice ( Read more... )

That anxious feeling you you get when you return an item to Target through UPS, but when the clerk asks if you want tracking you reply automatically "no, thank you" and then step into the rain thinking why the fuck did I say that; if they lose this package I am boned, and then it's been more than a week and you're starting to worry that your ( Read more... )

So I ordered a book from Amazon and, naturally, the dust jacket arrived a little torn. I've heard reports that this particular book has some prints that were bound incorrectly, so I checked the inside to see if this was a case where I definitely wanted to return it ( Read more... )

Finally catch up on The Mindy Project, where the writers have decided that Danny is a mysogynistic, abusive asshole in the last 3 episodes despite 57 episodes where he was the charming yet prickly love interest: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Finally catch up on The 100, where the writers have decided that Bellamy is dumber than a bag of rocks and would agree to ( Read more... )