1. Cute guy with german accent sitting next to me on the train strikes up a conversation about the book I'm reading. We start discussing the mythological elements and he says, "I don't read that stuff now that I'm a Christian" duhn duhn duhn then he launches into his whole sob story about how he was addicted to drugs but then found Jesus...blah ( Read more... )

My boyfriend is cock-blocking my artistic vision. I was majorly jonesing to do some stenciling when I got home but now he's coming over because it's Valentine's Day (blech! yucky love stuff!) He's getting a homemade valentine that reads, "Happy valentine's day: UR a hot piece of ass and 2 kewl 2 B 4GOTTEN. Thanks for the morning after pill. Best ( Read more... )

Oooooooooooh, my roommate is making the BEST smelling dinner and I'm in agony because I'm going to yoga soon and I can't eat beforeheand or it fucks with my chi or some shit. I'm becoming a hardcore yogi, it's the most succesful remedy to keep the city stress at bay ( Read more... )

According to an article on MSN, today is supposed to be the most depressing day of the year (determined by a very scientific formula combining new year resolutions gone awry, holiday blues, and weather). I found this interesting because my day totally SUCKED and now I have an excuse as to why. Actually it's because this is the third day in a row ( Read more... )

I got myself two new roommates: Kendra, a fashion designer in training and Jane, the comedy editor for TimeOut...quite accomplished chicas and really sweet and cool to boot. I have a really good feeling about the situation (anything is better than the current one). Also Three interesting things happened today (in order of importance ( Read more... )

Both my roommates are moving out, which I'm happy about because now I get to choose who I live with. I'm picking girls because they are clean and smell nice! One of my current roommates is a fucking slob and really antisocial to boot. He spends 90% of his life on the internet...if you can even call that a life and hasn't paid his rent in 2 ( Read more... )

Today I saw an Olsen twin. I have no idea which one but there she was in all her 80 lb. glory looking anxious and walking really fast. Then not one hour later I saw that really famous drag queen...what is her name??? She has those enormous cartoon lips and boobs and platinum blonde hair, and was wearing this insane Rusian fur hat. Grr...this is ( Read more... )

I would like to write about my new year's eve but after all the debauchery I'm still re-learning how to tie my shoelaces, let alone write a coherent sentence. I know I've said this about 800 times but damn I LOVE this city!

1.) Where did you ring in the new year? Chicago, Spank Rock, my sister, bobby forest, marquina...hey, this will be my second new year's eve partyin' it up with her i never thought out of all those people it would be her ( Read more... )

This week has been nothing but goodbyes to everyone I've ever met. I hate goodbyes. I just truly suck at them. First all my coworkers made a big deal over me leaving, complete with presents and public humiliation involving me pantomiming the twelve days of Christmas. Luckily champagne was involved! Then I went to the Shadow Art Fair, which was ( Read more... )