Moment of Zen

[chicamango]

Last night me, Jeremy, Kelly, and her bf Chris all hung out here. Now know that Kelly has been jealous for almost a week because I got to sleep with Jeremy when he came back like right away and she didn't even get to see Chris. So anyway in true WV fashion she ends up fucking him in his car in my driveway. I'm inside and can deduce whats going on

Comments

[green_giant]

"pussy withdrawl"? please god never use such terms again. you need to be beat, i swear. so have you decided where we're eating on your b-day? or if im invited? yeah, just curious. are we going to get to meet your boyfriend? can i wear my #4 shirt? we've decided what we're getting you for your b-day, ha!

Re:

[chicamango]

It better not be anything sexual. I'd rather have somethign useful. Anyways I guess we'll just do Maggiano's on the 21st at like 7pm or something. Hey I like my terms and you might meet him if he's not working.

[green_giant]

how about sexual AND useful? and i dont mean condoms.

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[chicamango]

If you get me a vibrator or sexual toy of any kind I will slaughter you. I mean that. Besides it wouldn't be useful because I'm quite satisfied thank you.