Im in my new house with my roommates!! whhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITs going to be a good semester

MY roommate is a fucking whore. not a very attractive one either. She decided to yel at me bc i told her to go to the janitors closet. Fuck her. Too bad assulat is illegal. its time likes these i wish I had ties to the mofia.

We got the House! WEEE GOT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooo exicted. Its ours on June 1st. It has four bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a kitchen, a large dining room and two living rooms, a basement and a walk up attic. Its an Vicotorian era old house with wood floors, built in bookcases, and a beautiful front porch. Its kind of like one of the houses in west ( Read more... )

Dear Dane Cook,

thank you for coming to my school. You are hysterical and I heart you.

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I read the link for what Willie posted. The defintion of the word woman is absolutely terrible ( Read more... )

Ok everyone here is getting sick. Last week My one friend had to go the hospital for kindey stones, My other friend has pnemonia, I have a resporitory infection, and my friend julia had to go to the ER today for a possible pendastics. or however you spell it. And on Sat, Danas fish blueberry died. Why is everyone getting sick or dying in October ( Read more... )

Some douchbeg from Kappa Alpha stole my prettiest most awesome ligher. He was like can I borrow it. me trying to being nice, let him and he goes " Oh i'll give it right back' 15 minutes later i trapp him into the corner of the bus and he says he lost it. fucking douche. he didnt even try to make a decent apology. He said do you hate me and I said ( Read more... )

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Time to get on with my life. School has started, I have shitloads loads of work to do and I have all my friends. I am going to put all my time and energy on these things and hopefully it will keep my mind off certain............somethings. I find my History of ancient Greece very intruging and like my professor. Thats a first. He has been on ( Read more... )