Im going to end my life now im afraid my chicken fucking days are over ill cya ya all in the afterlife wahahahaha!My life is such a screw up goodbye!

My parents were abducted by rabid wolves all im left with is my chickens..........Not even grand mother will adopt me she thinks ill fuck her again ah I NEED HELP!Who has sumwhere I can stay if u do leave me a message asap!

I had a dream where baboons took over the world!I then figured out that i had a baboon living in my backyard and it was eating my mothers prized petunas she yelled and went after it and the baboon humped her leg as i watched with jeliously i went out there to join the fun we then found ourselfs in a 3sum and we got stuck in paps shed we were in the ( Read more... )

Today was an okay day i did the usual snooping and got caught panty raiding in grand mothers closet she laughed it off as we went for a nice walk down the park we seen some drug dealers there so we got us the usual load of grocerys and then made out and the next thing i knew i was sleeping with my grand mother i know what your thinking is your ( Read more... )

It was easter and the easter bunny came to deliver my anual penis enlargment device which i used later he dared me to lick his nine unfortunatly for him i didnt this thing was too nasty it had fungus growing from the tips of his shlong i didnt want to get a disease so i took a diffrent dare to pay off the penis enlarger so it happened he dared me ( Read more... )