There are really only two things.

1. On Saturday, I got drunk dialed by my dad.

2. Today, while at the dentist office, the hygenist got toothpaste in my ear.

Now, I typically keep my Euro Hippie sports loving thoughts to myself, but this is getting ridiculous ( Read more... )

Why you should visit the greater Kalamazoo area.

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I was going to clean, go grocery shopping, maybe bike shopping, eat, bathe... but I just started summer vacation. Screw all of that!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

The kids don't want to be there; the teachers don't want to be there. It makes for fun times.

Blah, get me through two more weeks.

The worst thing about the Red Wings???

Being in the Western Conference. These 10:00 PM game times are gonna kill me.

I went to a funeral on Thursday, finished my taxes on Friday, and went to another memorial service on Saturday.

My weekend was pretty certain.

So I was at the Y doing a little cardio when the weather report came on the local news. The weatherwoman was wearing a winter coat, while in the studio, giving the weather report. Apparently the mood needed to be set or the heat in the studio went out AND the stage lights are a lot cooler than they used to be.

So my assistant principal sends this e-mail out today ( Read more... )

The other chemistry teacher brought the three goldfish that live in her pond to school so they could survive the winter (her pond freezes solid in the winter). She has named them Riff, Raff, and Ruff. She was telling the physics teacher and myself the names when I pointed out. "You know, I'd stay away from the first two, but the third? Oh, I heard ( Read more... )