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OMFG!


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Okay, who is still alive?

Who else has dead guys?

Remember a long time ago when that retarded kid tried to get in my house?  
http://chickenvaldez.livejournal.com/48712.html#cutid1

I totally thought it was happening again. Except it didn't. The Boy was all like "There's some dude standing in the yard" , so I go look and sure enough, there's some  ( Read more... )

I started wearing glasses in November. My mom wanted a picture.

It's a bad idea to catch a buzz before you take those pictures.


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For the beautiful and talented
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Dear People,

Stop dying.

Thanks a bunch,

Tiff

Go read this:

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060823/NEWS02/608230314/1004

and this:

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060826/METRO/608260362/1003

I know the parents.

I'm fucking enraged.

When I'm not enraged, I'm sobbing.

When I'm not sobbing, I'm numb.

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I'm here in Sault Ste. Marie.

Been here since Friday.

Will be drinking margaritas at the Palace tonight. Our margarita boy moved to Lansing, but it's cool. We have a sexy new margarita girl who eavesdropped on gay men with us Saturday night. Seriously, man. It was some fun shit. Dude was all like "your wife doesn't love you like I love you. Your ( Read more... )

Overheard three feet behind me at The Boy's middle school graduation:

"Dude! That's Nathan's mom!"

All damned day.  The emo kids were in awe.

More about this later...

Buggy was making a huge mess this morning with her little plastic dishes and crayons.

Me: Buggy, do you think we could put some of this away?

Buggy: *formulates a plan, walks over to me and starts rubbing the palms of her hands down my face* Mo-o-o-ommy... Mo-o-o-o-o-ommy... Can you hear me?

Me: Umm, yeah? What are you doing, freak?

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