"A man caught near Nobbys (!!) Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 km/h car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday ( Read more... )

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The list I've been secretly keeping under my desk of songs predominately featuring cow-bell in the percussion has reached an unbelievable EIGHTEEN SONGS!!!

18 SONGS, dude....

...it's time to compile.

if anyone is interested in receiving a copy of this iconic piece of history, "The Cowbell Compliation: A Closer Walken with Thee" let me know ( Read more... )

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To some people, my name means "home".


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So I've been thinking about taxes (thanks, Fitz.) No one likes them, no one. But they are there to cover so many vital things that we don't think of or take for granted ( Read more... )

Self proclaimed future “Spy Agent Super Hero Scientist”


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I guess I have a boyfriend now.
He's 4 and he loves me because I taught him how to draw a turkey with his hand.
If that's not love, I don't know what is!

On my walk to work today, my stroll was blocked by a flock of Canadian Geese that didn't want to share their space. I thought of what food I had on me to placate them, but I thought they wouldn't go for Kung Pao Tofu, so I took the long way around.

I've been thinking about getting a cat. Should I adopt a pair of older cats? Or is that full on