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How to make a chiefkickinwing
Ingredients:

1 part friendliness

5 parts humour

5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

And I'm all man if you heard otherwise! YEAH! YEAH!

I like to play my guitar, it makes me rock out like a star! Weeeeeee! U have not posted in fuckin' forever how is everyone? Gimmie some jives you crazy cats!

Cray Shit Man! Crazy!

Oh, man yesterday was a super scary day. I went over to Ed's to jam and when I went down in his basement a giant fly came out from behind the bar. It was all like buuuuuzzzz, bbbbuuuuuzzzzzz. Then I took one of Ed's drumsticks and tried defending myself with it but it was no use I had to use one of his cords laying around on the ground as a whip ( Read more... )

Here's my new pic, now you can worship me.

Tomorrow night morningstar will be playing at Paychecks in Hamtramak(I don't know how to spell it). We are kinda ready I think.... maybe.... I don't know. We have only had two practices with the entire band there so I guess we are a little unprepared. But hey thats alright I think we can do it man. You just bite your lip, close your eyes and ( Read more... )

My brother goes into work on Saturday and starts up a conversation with his co-worker Gray. Gray tells Gabe that another Borders employee found a harmonica on the floor and decided that he was going to play it. That is so gross. You do not pick things up off the filthy, nasty, disgusting floor and put them in your mouth. That is like the ( Read more... )

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