Comments | child_abuser: 20th Sphere

child_abuser

20th Sphere

Jun 07, 2010 17:25

[Non-drone filter]

"The beach is open for business! Hell yeah! Bring some damn money, 'cause sand ain't cheap!"

[The makeshift beach at Jecht's house on Partridge is looking a lot more awesome than it did the other day, thanks to the military efficiency and hard work of one Major General Olivier Armstrong. Where there was once a thin layer of sand ( Read more... )

hoshits palm trees, sand ain't cheap, summer means beach trips, it's a beach, olivier is the best bro ever

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heartstar_blues June 7 2010, 21:51:52 UTC

[Someone didn't have money, but he'd hand you a 6 pack of beer. He had two, also had his flask in his swim shorts pocket. He was wearing only his bathing suit.]

child_abuser June 7 2010, 21:53:33 UTC

[Looks the Captain up and down for a moment before taking the beer.]

"Eh. Good enough, I guess."

heartstar_blues June 7 2010, 21:55:13 UTC

[Grins and heads over to sit down in the sand and start digging a hole with his hands. Later he'd go get ice to dump in the hole and then put his beer in the ice!

Laying on his back in the sand and then passing out, forgetting about his beer. Anyone can feel free to steal it, he probably isn't waking up anytime soon.]

child_abuser June 7 2010, 22:00:25 UTC

[Heads inside to put the first six-pack in the fridge for his drunk-ass oni wife.]

lotuslife June 7 2010, 23:21:20 UTC

[just... staring. what.]

child_abuser June 7 2010, 23:23:31 UTC

[Waves and grins.]

"Yo."

lotuslife June 7 2010, 23:25:14 UTC

A beach? Really?

child_abuser June 7 2010, 23:26:08 UTC

Hell yeah it's a beach. Pretty awesome, right?

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the_strong_deva June 7 2010, 23:39:13 UTC

As Acting Wife, do I get free admission?

child_abuser June 7 2010, 23:40:56 UTC

"Sure, get out here. The town drunk brought you some beer. It's in the fridge."

[Points at the passed-out form of the Captain over next to the water.]

"He probably won't notice if you steal the beer sitting next to him, either."

the_strong_deva June 7 2010, 23:41:49 UTC

It's like it's my birthday all over again!

child_abuser June 7 2010, 23:45:00 UTC

Pretty sweet setup, though, isn't it? The Major General does some damn fine work.

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tuna_surprise June 8 2010, 02:00:17 UTC

[Seychelles was all excited. She needed some cheering up after the Mayor got droned. That house is so lonely. Then she finds out you're charging. Rats. She really needs a job. She came anyway, 'cause you weren't specific about the price. With typical 1950s!allowance, which she is counting out to see how much she has.]

How much is it?

child_abuser June 8 2010, 02:06:21 UTC

[Just waves her on in, coughing and talking under his breath.]

"Get on in, it's fine."

tuna_surprise June 8 2010, 02:21:48 UTC

Really? Thanks, Coach, you're the best!

[Practically skipping into that water.]

child_abuser June 8 2010, 02:22:44 UTC

Don't go around tellin' everybody!

limerenceloli June 8 2010, 04:29:58 UTC

[WHAT THE HELL IS MONEY.

Saya brings cookies. They most certainly do not taste like guts and blood.

okay maybe just a little bit]

child_abuser June 8 2010, 10:56:50 UTC

[tries one, spits it out into his hand, and goes inside to throw the rest of them away]

limerenceloli June 8 2010, 13:41:59 UTC

[When Jecht comes back outside, Saya is gone.

Ten minutes later, she returns with a cake that says Backup Plan~ in frosting. She clearly thought this through.

This cake tastes delicious and blood-free because she made her drone!mommy bake it. And then she killed her drone!mommy, but that's really not the point.]

I had a feeling you wouldn't like the cookies...

child_abuser June 8 2010, 16:40:43 UTC

...You are one strange-ass kid. What the hell was even in those cookies, anyway?

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