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[This love hotel adventure does not start when both people wake up! Nay, it starts when Yuugi is still asleep. Just passed out after a hell of a boozing session, see.
BLU Medic may be awakened by an oni woman rolling over and hogging 80% of the bed, or possibly by a six-inch-long red forehead horn poking him in the ribs.
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So I guess that the box tops are a trap. Good thing I don't really want any of those prizes!
I mean, you gotta stop and think about this stuff. What would getting my oni strength back accomplish? Making it harder to find good fighting partners. What about my oni fortitude? Makes it harder to get drunk.As for the rest, they'd probably drone me for ( Read more... ) -
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[Yuugi's been all-around too busy these last few months! It's time to catch up on one of the other major traditions of the oni culure: Napping.
But one cannot simply nap anywhere! No, one must find the right spot for it. Thusly, Yuugi will be doing some hardcore experimental power napping.You may find her trying to sleep in the following places ( Read more... ) -
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[[ BGM - You're the Best Around ]]
[So getting executed by communists was not a fun time for Yuugi! She's gone for eons without getting killed. It sucks pretty bad.
Is she gonna mope about it? NO! She's going to get ready to get even. Also to beat Kyo this time ( Read more... ) -
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Hey, does anyone know how to rote a beet? Or need their beets roted?
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So! There's a whole lot of people in Mayfield. I think a lot of the new people run into trouble because they don't know anybody, and sometimes they don't know how to meet people. Fortunately, we oni are masters of making friends and having a good time ( Read more... ) -
The Morning After
Ooooogh. I feel like someone hit me in the head with a dozen hammers. I don't remember it being so BRIGHT around here, either.
Uuuuuuggghhh.
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All right, got my stash back! There's not a whole lot, so I'll have to ration it, but a celebratory cup or three is in order ( Read more... ) -
Rumble at 1763 Beaver Street
[ATTN: Japan and Hungary. And Wagner. There is a tall, imposing-looking blonde woman approaching your house. Two of them, actually, if Olivier shows up.
One of them is knocking on your door. Really loudly.
I hope you remembered your fightdate, Japan.]