159th Revolution: A PSA

[child_radical]

I take it that everyone has noticed the number of insane creatures charging about through The City. Though apart from them I'd say that there's one particular monster that you have to be careful of, and that would be the one which resembles a terrier-sized gummy

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[orangetoughguy]

Shit sounds straight out of a fuckin' cartoon.

[child_radical]

As does most things here.

[orangetoughguy]

Did you eat some of that?

[child_radical]

I don't find candy that is in actuality another person's remains appealing.

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[waitedforyears]

Monsters who turn people into candy?

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[child_radical]

I haven't run into those that turn people into Brussels sprouts.

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[waitedforyears]

I don't know which'd be scarier.

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[child_radical]

Depends on which one gets to you first.

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[pyromatique]

Here's hoping they're not fire-retardant.

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[child_radical]

Jelly caramelizes and turns into a burnt sheet of sugars, so I'd surmise that fire would work.

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[pyromatique]

What about the rest of the monsters? You know anything about this minotaur thing?

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[child_radical]

Only going by what I actually know from fighting monsters of similar sizes.

[coolestsoul]

Tell me they didn't get in the apartment.

[child_radical]

If they did then you'd have to go and take that up with Star.

[coolestsoul]

Why? You're not up there?

[child_radical]

I'm outside and heading back to the apartment to find a more suitable weapon than my combat knife.

[trollsbackwards]

OH WHAT A GLORIOUS WARNING YOU HAVE PROVIDED.
LET ME TAKE A MOMENT TO PUT MY NUBS TOGETHER IN A ROUND OF APPLAUSE

[child_radical]

Sarcasm won't keep you from being torn apart.

[trollsbackwards]

WHO SAID I WAS ONLY ARMED WITH A SHARP TONGUE?

[child_radical]

The moment where you rushed to deflect any assertions that you're weak and untrained.