YUKIKAZE 5, PART 2 OF 2
To go to part one, click here.
So I'm chilling here.
Watching shit go down.
And that's when... I turn into a giant baby and squeal pathetically as if my heart was physically being squeezed in the iron grip of this plot's angry, hateful fist. D:
Fukai is alone in his room, completely dark.
The door opens.
It is Jack.
JACK'S. VOICE.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
THEN THE SCENE CHANGES AND
I HAVE TO PAUSE TO GO ABSOLUTE BUGFUCK.
THIS IS SO MISERABLE OH MY GOD I COULD NEVER WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THIS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET SOMETHING HAPPEN FOR THEM--
WHAT THE FUCK I'M ONLY 26 MINUTES IN
JESUS
CHRIST
Now then.
I proceeded to watch the rest of this in all my faggot glory. It involved much spazzing, threatening to burst into tears, and sweating so bad I half-soaked the shirt I was wearing. A brief thanks to queentomyris who was unlucky enough to be my window for keyboard smashing and outcries of "no," "fuck," and "why." Mostly the first two, though. Actually, mostly just "fuck" and various forms of the word.
If you're still around after the spoiler warning, I gotta tell ya.
If you have not seen this part and wish to watch Yukikaze,
STOP READING.
Only after you've seen this bullshit do I suggest reading onward, where I'll try to continue my tone of "walking through" the story, although now I know what's going to happen. I also cheated and copied stuff from queentomyris's IM.
Why, yes.
I am putting this off.
So let's get going.
Jack enters.
Jack grabs the jacket--
And knocks everything off the desk, his words being lost to emotions.
AND IT'S BACK TO THE WAAAAAR
AGAINST THE ALIEEEEEEEENS
BUT GUESS WHAT? NOW WE GET A PIANO
A SOFT, GENTLE PIANO.
Jack's losing it and I don't blame him one bit.
ogod
HE'S CRYING.
No.
Oh god this is heartbreaking.
FUCKING HELL. NO. WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
Jack weakly laughs.
And Fukai, after a pause, shrugs slightly, does the same.
SLDKHKSDG *THROWS INVISIBLE PAPERS*
YUKIKAZE YOU DUMBASS PLANE
CAN'T YOU JUST GO OUT THERE BY YOURSELF? YOU'RE FUCKING AI. IF YOU LOVE YOUR PILOT WHY CAN'T YOU BLOW UP FOR THE ALIENS AND LET HIM LIVE HAPPILY WITH JACK? NO. NO, YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT, CAN YOU.
YOU FAGGOT HUNK OF METAL.
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PUSSY EMOTIONS
AND WON'T DIE ALONE
YOSJLKDGDG.
I WILL PUNCH EVERY ENGINEER THAT HAD A HAND IN DESIGNING YOU FOREVER AND EVER.
And then Fukai and Jack are standing there watching the men prepare Yukikaze JACK
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
REI IS AN IDIOT HE WILL GO OFF AND DIE WITHOUT YOU
NOW, BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE AGAIN
KISS HIM.
NO I FUCKING MEAN IT. HOLD HIM. EMBRACE HIM. KISS HIM ON THOSE TENDER APATHETIC LIPS. NO WORDS ARE NEEDED. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO LAST THAT LONG. AT LEAST WHEN YOUR ARMS SLIDE AWAY FROM HIS BODY THIS TIME, AND HE WALKS AWAY FROM YOU, AND HE SORTIES AND YOU NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU WON'T BE REGRETTING NOT HAVING DONE THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE AND LONELY LIFE.
FUCKING HELL I'M NOT EVEN 32 MINUTES IN.
OKAY OKAY MAYBE JUST MAYBE--
FUUUUUUUUUCK.
Oh god oh GOD. Jack. Don't just stand there and watch. Christ you'll never...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
I'll be honest, guys.
I can't make fun of his angst anymore. I just fucking can't.
BATSHIT.
Cue an old guitar. Just like them country blues.
And so Jack
begins to run.
Pilots exploding and dying in FLAAAAAMES.
Remember when this was about fags and flaming tea parties?
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LAUGHING?
REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS HAPPY?
It then hits me.
Where is Jack running to? Why is he running?
No.
No what the fuck he missed Fukai. FUKAI IS GOING OFF TO DIE.
WHAT IS THAT SHIT.
NO. ;_;
And Jack shows up, out of breath, tired, his mind pleading...
QUICK INTERJECTION, NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT DOOM AWAITS ME SO I'M NOT SPAZZING SO GOD DAMNED HARD.
This episode made me like Evil Bitch again. It did. I was like, hey she's awesome. Then she decided to SEND FUKAI OFF TO HIS DEATH and I was like YOU WENCH THIS WAS ALL YOUR DOING? I admire her badassery but she's ruining my dreams with such incredible malice.
SEE SHE'S BEING BAD...ASS...
SOMETHING...
...VERY NORMAL
WHY
...ogod.
...and Fukai nods ever so slightly.
...
... but does not respond.
THE SCREEN.
GOES WHITE.
WHAT THE FUCK.
*INSERT SPAZZING FOREVER HERE*
THEN
THEN SUDDENLY
A FUCKING BOOMERANG.
W...
WAIT.
FIELDS?
FARM FIELDS?!!
AND AS THE BOOMERANG FAILS, WOMAN ASKS THE ABOVE.
...
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
...
Jack.
...
JACK, I'M SO ...
...
*CRIES*
You liar.
JESUS, THAT HAIR.
AND HE CHUCKLES.
THE WIND.
WHILE I CAN SEE HE'S DELUSIONAL AND ALL THAT THIS IS FUCKING DEPRESSING.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I WAS DENIED MY HAPPY ENDING.
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.
AND JACK
LOOKS UP AT THE SKY.
NO I WILL NOT BE CONTENT WITH THAT. THAT IS TERRIBLE.
SEE.
YOU MAY NOT BE SAD BUT YOU SURE AIN'T HAPPY.
PEOPLE WHO TELL THEMSELVES THAT ARE IN FACT SO FUCKING TRAUMATIZED THEY CAN'T COPE WITH IT.
REI DIED.
WHITE SCREEN.
...
MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AT THIS MOMENT IS RIDICULOUS.
WAS I JUST TROLLED?
WHAT THE FUCK?
ACTUALLY I THINK THIS JUST PULLED A FUCKING MACROSS ZERO ON ME.
AND THAT GOD DAMNED "LOOOOOONG WAY TO HOOOOOME~~" IS BEING WHISTLED ALONG LIKE SOME HAPPY BULLSHIT CHEERY SONG.
WOOHOO LIFE IS SWELL!
Now then.
These ending credits are rolling but THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TIME LEFT ON THE FILE.
THE SONG ENDS.
I SEE A WHITE SCREEN.
THERE'S STILL A MINUTE THIRTY LEFT ON THE FILE.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
OH GOD.
OH GOD.
The End.
Have a nice day, faggot, enjoy making yourself taller.
END RESULT:
EMOTIONAL CLUSTERFUCK.
To download part five (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED): http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WQ8JKP1Q
The previous parts can be found here:
Part Four
Part Three
Part Two
Part One
I really enjoyed Yukikaze. I was glad I looked into downloading it and I'm glad I created these entries. I'll not only watch this again but I'm considering buying the DVDs. Or, better yet, BluRay since I'm a faggot PS3 owner. I may screencap Blue Sub Six for an entry kinda like this, but it really pales in comparison to this. Gonzo, I don't care how bad you've become, I love you.
The little summary I was going to post about Yukikaze overall I'm just going to save for another entry. I ALREADY CRAMMED SO DAMN MUCH INTO THIS ONE POST ALONE AHHHH.
So I'm chilling here.
Watching shit go down.
And that's when... I turn into a giant baby and squeal pathetically as if my heart was physically being squeezed in the iron grip of this plot's angry, hateful fist. D:
Fukai is alone in his room, completely dark.
The door opens.
It is Jack.
JACK'S. VOICE.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
THEN THE SCENE CHANGES AND
I HAVE TO PAUSE TO GO ABSOLUTE BUGFUCK.
THIS IS SO MISERABLE OH MY GOD I COULD NEVER WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THIS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET SOMETHING HAPPEN FOR THEM--
WHAT THE FUCK I'M ONLY 26 MINUTES IN
JESUS
CHRIST
Now then.
I proceeded to watch the rest of this in all my faggot glory. It involved much spazzing, threatening to burst into tears, and sweating so bad I half-soaked the shirt I was wearing. A brief thanks to queentomyris who was unlucky enough to be my window for keyboard smashing and outcries of "no," "fuck," and "why." Mostly the first two, though. Actually, mostly just "fuck" and various forms of the word.
If you're still around after the spoiler warning, I gotta tell ya.
If you have not seen this part and wish to watch Yukikaze,
STOP READING.
Only after you've seen this bullshit do I suggest reading onward, where I'll try to continue my tone of "walking through" the story, although now I know what's going to happen. I also cheated and copied stuff from queentomyris's IM.
Why, yes.
I am putting this off.
So let's get going.
Jack enters.
Jack grabs the jacket--
And knocks everything off the desk, his words being lost to emotions.
AND IT'S BACK TO THE WAAAAAR
AGAINST THE ALIEEEEEEEENS
BUT GUESS WHAT? NOW WE GET A PIANO
A SOFT, GENTLE PIANO.
Jack's losing it and I don't blame him one bit.
ogod
HE'S CRYING.
No.
Oh god this is heartbreaking.
FUCKING HELL. NO. WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
Jack weakly laughs.
And Fukai, after a pause, shrugs slightly, does the same.
SLDKHKSDG *THROWS INVISIBLE PAPERS*
YUKIKAZE YOU DUMBASS PLANE
CAN'T YOU JUST GO OUT THERE BY YOURSELF? YOU'RE FUCKING AI. IF YOU LOVE YOUR PILOT WHY CAN'T YOU BLOW UP FOR THE ALIENS AND LET HIM LIVE HAPPILY WITH JACK? NO. NO, YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT, CAN YOU.
YOU FAGGOT HUNK OF METAL.
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT ALL THE PUSSY EMOTIONS
AND WON'T DIE ALONE
YOSJLKDGDG.
I WILL PUNCH EVERY ENGINEER THAT HAD A HAND IN DESIGNING YOU FOREVER AND EVER.
And then Fukai and Jack are standing there watching the men prepare Yukikaze JACK
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
REI IS AN IDIOT HE WILL GO OFF AND DIE WITHOUT YOU
NOW, BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE AGAIN
KISS HIM.
NO I FUCKING MEAN IT. HOLD HIM. EMBRACE HIM. KISS HIM ON THOSE TENDER APATHETIC LIPS. NO WORDS ARE NEEDED. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO LAST THAT LONG. AT LEAST WHEN YOUR ARMS SLIDE AWAY FROM HIS BODY THIS TIME, AND HE WALKS AWAY FROM YOU, AND HE SORTIES AND YOU NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU WON'T BE REGRETTING NOT HAVING DONE THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE AND LONELY LIFE.
FUCKING HELL I'M NOT EVEN 32 MINUTES IN.
OKAY OKAY MAYBE JUST MAYBE--
FUUUUUUUUUCK.
Oh god oh GOD. Jack. Don't just stand there and watch. Christ you'll never...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
I'll be honest, guys.
I can't make fun of his angst anymore. I just fucking can't.
BATSHIT.
Cue an old guitar. Just like them country blues.
And so Jack
begins to run.
Pilots exploding and dying in FLAAAAAMES.
Remember when this was about fags and flaming tea parties?
REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LAUGHING?
REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS HAPPY?
It then hits me.
Where is Jack running to? Why is he running?
No.
No what the fuck he missed Fukai. FUKAI IS GOING OFF TO DIE.
WHAT IS THAT SHIT.
NO. ;_;
And Jack shows up, out of breath, tired, his mind pleading...
QUICK INTERJECTION, NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT DOOM AWAITS ME SO I'M NOT SPAZZING SO GOD DAMNED HARD.
This episode made me like Evil Bitch again. It did. I was like, hey she's awesome. Then she decided to SEND FUKAI OFF TO HIS DEATH and I was like YOU WENCH THIS WAS ALL YOUR DOING? I admire her badassery but she's ruining my dreams with such incredible malice.
SEE SHE'S BEING BAD...ASS...
SOMETHING...
...VERY NORMAL
WHY
...ogod.
...and Fukai nods ever so slightly.
...
... but does not respond.
THE SCREEN.
GOES WHITE.
WHAT THE FUCK.
*INSERT SPAZZING FOREVER HERE*
THEN
THEN SUDDENLY
A FUCKING BOOMERANG.
W...
WAIT.
FIELDS?
FARM FIELDS?!!
AND AS THE BOOMERANG FAILS, WOMAN ASKS THE ABOVE.
...
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
...
Jack.
...
JACK, I'M SO ...
...
*CRIES*
You liar.
JESUS, THAT HAIR.
AND HE CHUCKLES.
THE WIND.
WHILE I CAN SEE HE'S DELUSIONAL AND ALL THAT THIS IS FUCKING DEPRESSING.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I WAS DENIED MY HAPPY ENDING.
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.
AND JACK
LOOKS UP AT THE SKY.
NO I WILL NOT BE CONTENT WITH THAT. THAT IS TERRIBLE.
SEE.
YOU MAY NOT BE SAD BUT YOU SURE AIN'T HAPPY.
PEOPLE WHO TELL THEMSELVES THAT ARE IN FACT SO FUCKING TRAUMATIZED THEY CAN'T COPE WITH IT.
REI DIED.
WHITE SCREEN.
...
MY HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AT THIS MOMENT IS RIDICULOUS.
WAS I JUST TROLLED?
WHAT THE FUCK?
ACTUALLY I THINK THIS JUST PULLED A FUCKING MACROSS ZERO ON ME.
AND THAT GOD DAMNED "LOOOOOONG WAY TO HOOOOOME~~" IS BEING WHISTLED ALONG LIKE SOME HAPPY BULLSHIT CHEERY SONG.
WOOHOO LIFE IS SWELL!
Now then.
These ending credits are rolling but THERE IS STILL SO MUCH TIME LEFT ON THE FILE.
THE SONG ENDS.
I SEE A WHITE SCREEN.
THERE'S STILL A MINUTE THIRTY LEFT ON THE FILE.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
OH GOD.
OH GOD.
The End.
Have a nice day, faggot, enjoy making yourself taller.
END RESULT:
EMOTIONAL CLUSTERFUCK.
To download part five (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED): http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WQ8JKP1Q
The previous parts can be found here:
Part Four
Part Three
Part Two
Part One
I really enjoyed Yukikaze. I was glad I looked into downloading it and I'm glad I created these entries. I'll not only watch this again but I'm considering buying the DVDs. Or, better yet, BluRay since I'm a faggot PS3 owner. I may screencap Blue Sub Six for an entry kinda like this, but it really pales in comparison to this. Gonzo, I don't care how bad you've become, I love you.
The little summary I was going to post about Yukikaze overall I'm just going to save for another entry. I ALREADY CRAMMED SO DAMN MUCH INTO THIS ONE POST ALONE AHHHH.