Today's entry is dedicated to those creepy guys who park their vans outside catholic schools, watching eagerly with binoculars for the little girls wearing skirts to come outside. You know that when they were children, they aspired to be more, but in the end, they are happy, and thats all that matters, right ( Read more... )

Today's entry is dedicated to Amber Axel. A few of you might recall me telling you about a time in kindergarden in which I snuck over to a girls mat during nap time and made-out with her. Yep, this is that girl. Even though she was pretty cool for that, this is NOT why I am dedicating this to her. You see, no matter what the case, Amber always said ( Read more... )

Today's entry is dedicated to Pablo Picasso, hands down the greatest thief that ever lived. Thanks for setting the bar for the rest of us ( Read more... )

Today's entry is dedicated to that crazy, neo-hippie, hardcore homeless guy that stands by the corner of Kash N' Karry near my house and has insane 'rock-out' sessions. Seriously, this guy is awesome. He stands on the sidewalk listening to headphones connected to NOTHING during red lights, and as soon as the light turns green, HE RUNS OUT IN THE ( Read more... )

Todays entry is dedicated to all the brave men and women working out there as theme park entertainers. Its not easy to dress up in a giant, hot, disease-ridden panda suit and run around the park upsetting small children...Keep up the good work ( Read more... )

Alright, so I feel it necessary to tell you about this dream I had the other night...Mainly because it was so *#&@$%& awesome ( Read more... )

So for a while I've been getting yelled at to write SOMETHING about my dear friend Britt...So...In an attempt to END the nagging, here I go ( Read more... )

I haven't written in this in forever and for some sick reason, I can't sleep because of it. Pretty retarded, huh? So I figure that if I do something to this, I can sleep again. *Shrugs.* This is good enough for now ( Read more... )

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of being awake at this hour, though I've decided to take advantage of my lack of sleep and do something productive with the remaining hours of darkness ( Read more... )

Hmm, I suppose I'm more or less back when it comes to updating. Same thing: Lack of interest but a surplus of trying to fit in. I'm not sure how to even start writing in this again, seeing as how nothing important has really happened since I quit ( Read more... )