Live Transmission.... on my face

[childmulletstn]

This is an entry that tells a story. It is the story of a man who goes to get his car lubed only to have it blow up in his face. This man was me. This is my story.

Comments

[scarsnsouvenirs]

Do you mean to tell me that you left a lubing establishment with unlubricated eyes?! Something is clearly wrong with this picture.

And I suppose that if that fluid hadn't oxidized, this whole course of events might've been avoided. Pity! But who thinks of these things? There's really no way to predict that sort of thing.

[childmulletstn]

I never said they weren't lubricated. The natural lubricant of my eyes was taken over by a different lube not intended for the equipment.

[scarsnsouvenirs]

I stand corrected. Now maybe I won't stage a protest and picket line in front of the establishment. Only a small-scale boycott.