I'm still reading you, but you can read me here:

http://lcamazing.wordpress.com

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/08/dirty-bird-creator-busted-on-dirty-drug-charges/

My very first reaction: "Toilet tank?! That is so unsanitary."

I bought these shows yesterday at TJ Maxx--I bargained for them and got them for $7.00, and they are my favorite color and they are basically slippers that I can wear out of the house.


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1. I put a bra in the kitchen garbage can. I hope that one of the homeless dudes who goes through our Dumpster finds it. And wears it. (P.S. Not a feminist action. More an action of the fact that its a shitty bra AND the fact that for some reason, my boobs really are larger than they were ( Read more... )

Two separate conversations at work today:

[This one took place in Spanish]
Client: "Are you Latina?"
Me: "No."
Client: "Are you from here?"
Me: "Yup"
Client: "Oh..."
Me: "If I told you I was Latina, would you believe me?"
Client: "Yes. ...What's your name?"
Me: "Laura."
Client: "Ah, even a Latina name ( Read more... )

Just now:

::smooch::
Me: "Did you just kiss your phone?"
Jeffrey: "Well, this hand was doing this [typing on his laptop] and this hand was doing this [holding the iPhone by the edges], so I kissed it to open the program."
Me: "I love you."

In other news, last night I had drinks and dessert at Cafe di Sol with Ali and Aviva and then we walked a ( Read more... )

My friend had her baby October 31 and I met her last week. She's tiny and curious and amazing, and her name is Cecilia Ella. Her mom and I became good friends throughout her pregnancy, and I am completely invested in both of their lives--like, knitting socks, babysitting, call-me-when-you're-stressed type of involved. I still really don't like kids ( Read more... )

holyshitwefuckingdiditi'samazingicouldnotbehappierwelcometoofficebarack!!!!!!!!!

I am so nervous and hopeful.

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

For my entire 13 years of bra-wearing, I have been an A-cup. Well, once, I was AA. But always some variation of an A. And it hasn't exactly been a full 13 years of bra wearing because most of the time, I just don't wear one. And that's why I've had this one bra for 5.5 years, and recently, it got all stretched out and then the underwire broke in ( Read more... )