Um.

[childofelessar]

Either I have just urinated on myself and am suffering from very bad indigestion or HOLY FUCKING ERU I'M HAVING A BABY.
This is not possible, I've not even been pregnant a OW FUCKING HELL OUUUUCH month! Aww shucks, it's because I'm a Mary Sue, isn't it?

Uh. A little HELP HERE SOMEONE, MUMMY, DADDY, SIBLINGS, ANBOOOOOOOORN?!?!?

Comments

[anborn]

I'm having a baby! Yay! Um. Push! Or something like that!

[childofelessar]

YOU'RE having a baby? I'M having this FUCKING baby, and it's going to come shooting out of MY legs and it's bloody SORE! Hold my hand or somethiiiiiiiiiing...

[anborn]

*gives hand* Do you want some drugs? I'm sure we can find some drugs around here, this IS Rivendell...

[childofelessar]

YES DRUGS, GIVE ME DRUGS HOLY FUCKING SHITTING FUCKING OUCH THIS IS PAINFUL WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SOMETHING THAT CAUSES SO MUCH PLEASURE CAUSES THIS MUCH PAAAAAAAIN?

[daughterofarwen]

ahahahHAHAAHAHAAHhAHAHAHAHhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAmuHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahHAHA\BSAH SHIT!!!

MOOOOOOMYYYYYYY!!!! Fucker is having a baby!

[childofelessar]

AJHAKJFGHAGKJDFHKJGH DON'T LAUGH AT ME OR I WILL HAVE YOU ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE QUADFUCKINGRUPLETS!!!

And this better be just one fucking baby or I'm going to kill someone for being overly fertile.

[daughterofarwen]

AHAHAAHAHAH IMAGINE YOU HAD 38203283 BABIES THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

[childofelessar]

I am not having 38203283 babies. I'm not.

...

AAARGH SHIT I'M HAVING 38203283 BABIES HELP ME I'M GOING TO DIE FUCK.