( Smack Tales, Part I )

'Jimmy, you there? It's your father, son...can you call me back? I don't have any money and this phone is taking everything...you there? Son?

...come and see me. Haven't seen you in a long time. You know it's Father's Day? Are you there? Come and see me Jimmy, come on. You know the way...'Jimmy lies on his futon, staring at the ceiling and making ( Read more... )

It wasn't like he'd thought Puck was his. He knew right from the beginning that the fairy had a partner. Or something like that. He doesn't know the man's name and he's never seen him and only knows that he pays for Puck's things - so it's easy to think of him as some rich old man that can't hold his interest, no matter what he's been told ( Read more... )

Jimmy wakes up alone and that's just fine. Puck's fun and had been great for taking his mind off what Parker had said to him. But now he's hungover and crashed from everything he'd taken yesterday, and the idea of trying to think of things to say that would hold the interest of the fairy...well, it makes his headache worse ( Read more... )

Jimmy wakes up in a bed for once, in a room that doesn't have people sleeping all over the floor and the sound of someone throwing up last nights excess in the bathroom. It's quiet and clean and he doesn't know if he likes it really ( Read more... )

There are people in his bathroom. One passed out face down on the floor and another in the bathtub, shirtless and with one leg hanging over the side.

Jimmy looks at them, blinks, and reaches for his toothbrush. He's just glad that most of the puke from Passed Out Dude #1 managed to find its way into the toilet. And there's none of it in the sink ( Read more... )

It's been about a week, he's not sure exactly. Nothing unusual there, he can lose blocks of days at a time if he's really trying. What he's been trying to do today, though, is to figure out exactly when he came in. But he can't, and that's OK because it doesn't matter anyway ( Read more... )

...'Yeah, this is Jimmy. Uhhh...I might be in, might not. Either way, speak right now if you want me to hit you back.'

...beeeeeep.'Uhh, hey yo, Jimmy. You in? Pick up man ( Read more... )

( canon )