And this is an example of why:

"Haven't you heard of Southern hospitality? (in Southern drawl) Now get off my land."

I love that cheesy shit.

So since October I've been pathetically ill. Totally bronchitis, but lacking the usual fever, soreness, etc... that usually goes along with a viral infection, so I've just been living with it. Sure I wheeze COMICALLY but whatever I can breathe and it's been getting better ( Read more... )

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lolz.

SO I'M GETTING A WII AND I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED. LIKE RETARDEDLY SO ( Read more... )

A is for age: 23 ( Read more... )

Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk (from www.notalwaysright.com ( Read more... )

So I'm at my shitty retail job and we've just closed the doors, when the phone starts to ring ( Read more... )

James broke up with me.

Then after swearing up one side and down the other that he was going to come to my birthday party, he flaked out on me.

Apparently he forgot when my birthday was, thought it was in July or something.

I am just so over everything. I'm done. Where's my end game.

I'm not gonna lie ( Read more... )

Best. Video. Ever.


Join the Sea Arrrgh, make yer mark and fly the colors -- June 14 protest of the Cult of Scientology. from TheDonzerlyLight on Vimeo.

To quote a person from the internet, "I'm so there I'm barely even here."

Definitely hysterical.