LOTS OF POTTER

[chimbleysweep]

This post contains loads of spoilers. Let's start with the 135 icons I made today. I scanned all the chapter headers and some other things. They're free for the taking, really. Credit is cool but, like, anyone could scan their chapter headings and make icons. It would just be helpful to send people here if they are in need of icons and don't want

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[lookslikelove]

I KNEW WE'D SEE TED AND ANDROMEDA AS WELL. (even if I got very very and still am sad about Ted's death). Tonks & Remus are failures as parents, so um, I'm kind of glad they kicked it? Because well, you can't just up and leave your kid and expect everything to be all shiny and neat. It's not nice.

It definitely helped all the deaths and I liked that Harry's "death" was a train depot. Very nice. And Percy was funny! And Fred went out laughing! It was nice.

[chimbleysweep]

THAT WAS HORRIBLE. Remus was being a ho about the whole thing so clearly Tonks dragged him in against his will and enchanted his sperm or something. Tonks leaving her son behind just after he was born is just unforgivable. I am GLAD she died. Narcissa would not have left Draco behind to aid her husband. We see that PLENTY.

Fred went out laughing as he should have! I feel terrible for George; the image of him kneeling at his brother's head is just so sad.

[erikat]

You pretty much just summed up EVERYTHING that I was thinking after I read it.

AND WTF POOR HEDWIG!?!

And Dobby :(

And Fred... :( :(

And.. everyone else that died. Holy crap.

[chimbleysweep]

DOBBY OH MY DOBBY AND MY HEDWIG. Those three (add Fred) were the worst. I don't know. I thought I would be SHATTERED at Remus' death but godddd it was just so horrible through those last two books. ALAS. I'm sorry Remus.

SO MUCH IS BUZZING IN MY BRAIN

[erikat]

I KNOW. I thought I'd be crushed about Remus, but I was like "You're being a prick. You go squish now."

It's like Harry was Lilo and went "My friends need to be punished." I'm awful.

gjdkafjdksabestbookEVERRRRR.

[chimbleysweep]

HARRY AS LILO DLGKJDGLDFJLDFD I TOTALLY FORGOT SHE SAID THAT AHAHAHA THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD AT THE MOMENT

AAAAAHAhlkgkdh LOVE

[artemisofluna]

I wish the UK editions had those chapter headings *pouts* And I agree about Remus. I loved him until Tonks POISONED HIM! EW. Every time he talked I was like "DIE" and then he did and I did not even care. *sigh*

I loved the house elves too! And RAB! And Andromeda and Ted! Aahhhh I loved everything. Except the epilogue. Holy crap, boring. I had a dog named Hugo too (After Victor Hugo) and so all I could see was a stupid rottweiler on platform 9 and 3/4. Which is kinda wrong.

Also? I had a dream you were using my computer last night and you were annoyed because it's slow. Which I am annoyed about often!! But you were like "I NEED TO PRINT MY ARTS!" and I was like "I'M SORRY IT SUCKS!" I really don't know...

[chimbleysweep]

If the series wasn't over I'd be begging for her to explain what both of them were drinking when they decided to be attracted to one another. AND TONKS SUCKED AS A MOTHER. GOD. STAY WITH YOUR FUCKING INFANT YOU LITTLE HUSSY. At least she died. I felt a small bit of happy.

The epilogue was SO POINTLESS and I think we could have ALL predicted it if we wanted to believe she would be that literal. Harry names his children after everyone he knows. Okay. Ginny marries him. Duh. Neville is Herbology professor. Big surprise. Ron and Hermione marry. Obviously. They name their kids with 'r' and 'h' names. Gee. Ted Lupin gets the hots for Bill and Fleur's child. Yeehaw. Draco marries someone and has a snooty-sounding child but isn't mean to Harry. Big surprise. And all so pointless. That isn't closure. That's nails on a chalkboard.

AHAHAHAAHA Well yesterday my computer shut itself off as I was coloring SO PERHAPS MY ANGER JUST JUMPED ACROSS THE WORLD. >:0

[artemisofluna]

Lots and lots and lots of firewhiskey and turpentine. I know, HI you have a KID! Dude, Tonks had just lost her father! She should know how it feels hiahfisah!!!

God, I know. Though I did giggle at 'Scorpius'. AHHAHHA WTF?! Best stupid name ever. Though 'Albus Severus' is close...

OOOH! PSYKICK DREEMS!

[chimbleysweep]

There's something REALLY WEIRD about Harry having a James and Lily Potter. PROMOTING INCEST ARE WE!?!?!! I smell fanfic. IT SMELLS TOO MUCH LIKE GOLD. AHAHA STOP IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[artemisofluna]

OH! And I saw that Naomi Watts is going to play Narcissa Malfoy and that made me giggle like whoa!

[chimbleysweep]

I KNOW I AM SO EXCITED NOW BECAUSE I LOVE NARCISSA!!!!1 Narcissa is a good mummy. Somehow this is very satisfying.

[darlingpoppet]

OH MY GOD. I knew I loved the book when I finished reading it, but reading your overview just hit it home for me that YES YES OH GOD YES I LOVE THIS BOOK!!! XDXDXD

I need to write my own overview FAST before other people's commentary starts to influence my initial reactions too much DDD:

But I will say here that you have to cut JKR a LITTLE BIT of slack about the epilogue. I mean, that WAS the chapter she wrote when she first started the series. And at least it was a little bit of happy fluffy lolz after EVERYONE DIEZZZ!!1 Although when I saw "Epilogue", I was expecting more of a narrative like, "Everyone goes on to do such and such, blah blah blah, and they lived happily ever after. Except for Dolores Umbridge who died of AIDS three weeks later. The End."

[darlingpoppet]

OH PS: When you first read it, in your mind, Kendra Dumbledore = Kendra Wilkinson from Girls Next Door, y/n?

[chimbleysweep]

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[chimbleysweep]

I KNOWWW AHAHA I have barely read ANY reactions because I was going to totally forget how I felt the first time. AHH FILLED WITH JOY.

I cut her only minor amounts of slack because she owns those characters BUT IT WAS UNNECESSARY AND CRAP AND CLICHE IN A BAD WAY AND I wanted closure that didn't give me closure it unsettled me :(