I haven't gone to the bathroom in three days.

[chimera_windigo]

[Private to Slytherins]

So, I'm sure you've all seen me sitting in the common room as of late, and I was wondering if any of you lucky ducks happened to know of a way to un-fuse your arse from a chair. Litterally. I'm very stuck.

[Private to Snape]

That's directed towards you, you  zero-charisma sinus supremus.

[/Private]

Comments

[venenum_letalis]

[Private to Rosier]

I find it strange that you still expect me to help you after that so-called insult, however imaginative it was. Nice try, Rosier.

[/private]

[young_andbetter]

[Private to Slytherins]

Your arse is stuck to the chair? How did you manage this one?

[chimera_windigo]

[Private to Slytherins]

It's not that complicated, really. Snape is a bloody fiend.

Private to Slytherins

[crudus_monstrum]

Ha! Ha! Having fun?

Re: Private to Slytherins

[chimera_windigo]

Really, really not.