This is brilliant........
> 1. OPENING JARS
> nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly
> and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.
>
> 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON'
> Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.
>
> 3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE
> Beckham free kicks? Gay. A
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