It's been a damn long time. Um....updates ( Read more... )

So last night, Josh, Alex, Brian, and Heather, and I TRIED to smoke hookah.....till we realized Lui didnt leave any coals for us when we borrowed it. Asshole. So we decided to use real wood, which I've heard works a lot better, but burns out faster than coals. So we tossed a few pieces of wood into the fireplace and cranked the flame on it. Alex ( Read more... )

So, at work today, Karli and Rain brought two 13 year old girls in to take our shitty movie survey thing. About ten minutes later, this incredibly obese woman comes rolling in looking frantically for her daughter and her daughters friend. So, she gets all pissed at us for...I believe she said "kidnapping" her kids, she starts bitching at Cathy, my ( Read more... )

So, I'm off to college on April 3rd, thats right, I got accepted into the Art Institute of San Diego, and I can't fucking wait ( Read more... )

So, first, I'll explain the entry title, I was hanging out with some friends and we were all chilling and drinking sodas, whatever...then suddenly my friend Brandon (who is black) blurts out "BLAAAAACK PEOPLE BLAAAACK PEOPLE! Taste like BLAAACK, talk like people!" and we laughed for like an hour ( Read more... )

I got my liscense. Woohoo.

END!

was fun

So, there's a rat in my garage that's been eating our potatoes....I'm slightly pissed about it. First of all, that's my god damned garage, I have my couches and pool table out there, and secondly, MY POTATOES!!!!

My dad got a new razor the other day, but I guess he accidentally bought one of those ones with a button that makes it vibrate for a closer shave (so says the packaging, I didnt notice any difference) but he didnt like it so he gave it to me ( Read more... )

Almost everyone I work with, including my supervisor, is a fucking stoner ( Read more... )