What i will do for halloween:  I will work my ass off all night until 3 in the morning taking calls from rude stupid drunk people in costumes and make pizzas for everyone else who gets to have fun on my favorite holiday.  I am fucking pissed ( Read more... )

here we go, real quick cause i got a bio test in a half hour ( Read more... )

I've hit a new low today, i found an unopened can of dr.pepper on the toilet seat in the math building bathrooms, and the only thought that came to my mind was "FREE SODA!".  I wish i had at least taken the time to wash it off in the sink before guzzling the whole thing down in one gulp.  Yep, i'm a classy guy.

So my band The Angus Valley ( Read more... )

Ok, this is a special post for me.

John Atchison committed suicide in his jail cell last night.  I have two words to say about this.  HA HA!

For those of you who don't know, John Atchison is, well was anyways, a Florida District Prosecution Attorney who operated on a fairly higher end of power within the Florida legal system.  If you're like me, ( Read more... )

I will be working a 20 hour shift at Papa Johns this satarday.  I am going to have to bring a jizz sock with me so i can jerk off at work. There is nothing quite as satisfying as pleasuring yourself in a smelly shitfilled bathroom secretly knowing you are actually getting paid to do so.

I bought a pair of big hefty work boots. They're for fucking.

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Working three ten hour shift days at Papa Johns in a row is not healthy.  I work from 7 pm till 5am.  And i will probably have to do a 12-14 hour shift next week. My job would be a lot better if i didn't have to take calls from drunk black people who talk using the thickest ebonics i've ever heard ( Read more... )

My roomate and i got a free cat.  I named it Rambiguous-a-lousos-dilla-bega-hippocampelafantacamalos-nebudkanezzar-maharaja. It's very affectionate. We call it Nezzar for short ( Read more... )

If you run a red light and crash into a drunk driver, who is liable?
I got a whole bunch of free dishes. I'm very good at finding free stuff, it's a hidden talent of mine. At this rate, i'll have furnished my whole apartment for 5 dollars.  When i get back to tally, my roommate and i are going to steal a couch from the old folks home down the road ( Read more... )

"Sex with you is a very kafka-esque experience."        Is this a compliment or an insult?

-zico

Today is my birthday, so i bought myself a new guitar.  I like it.  I've played it so much already my fingers are starting to bleed, i should probably stop playing to guitar and put my fingers on some ice, but the guitar is just so pretty.

-Zico