walmart has really large ass underwear oooo eeee

i read this stuff all day at the Dole archives, old newspapers are really strange, especially the ones in the midwest i just read another one saying "LSD found to affect pregnancy" anyways when reading this just think about a little hamster dancing around .. oh and apparently there is no difference between rock music and go-go music ( Read more... )

i can get my legs over my head now and its funny to tell people

its almost been an entire year and i am not sure if paul is still mad at me or not but here are the last few comments i've heard he's said about me ( Read more... )

last night i took the wrong decongestant- the non-drowsy one so i layed in bed for an hour and a half unable to move because my body was so weak but unable to sleep because my mind was racing. all night or rather in my nap i had a dream that my tongue came out and i couldn't get it back in, very traumatic. i slept through my alarm for 45 minutes, ( Read more... )

today i woke up with a lingering nasty sore throat, proceeded to bang my already injured toe into another appliance, stepped on a sharp object which i can only guess is my missing earring all after having a very traumatic dream that i took my tongue out and then i couldn't get it to stay back in. still have tons of homework, 4 no 3.5 hours of sleep ( Read more... )

i hate it when people are mad at you but they don't talk to you about it ... ok yeah i'm a hypocrite. anywho my roommate appeared to be in a tiff this morning over something, which i'm guessing is a comment i made to my other roommates brother over the phone - he said something about sara thinks she's so smart and i said "no i'm the intelligent one ( Read more... )

all i wanted all day was ice cream- so i come home tired, exhausted, cranky, and insanely craving some fucking ice cream. i walk in and straight up my roommate is all like , something is very very wrong and i'm thinking what the fuck is it? she says i'll never guess *challenge* so i say if i can guess in 20 questions she has to buy me some ice ( Read more... )

a post game review of the superbowl ads ( Read more... )

Jeb Bush's daughter charged with prescription fraud ( Read more... )