we teased the roommate who is dating a 26 year old - incidentally she is 18 because she is too smart for her own good and skipped a grade. yes i am living with ali levine ( Read more... )

I am a Jack Black fan, FAN, i even saw Tenacious D in concert and when i did not like the movie High Fidelity on seeing it the first time, i respectfully rented it again to give it a second chance because of JB. I don't think i can do the same for Hallow Shal it cannot be redeemed but everybody makes mistakes. His antics in the movie are laugh out ( Read more... )

why are sundays always so gloomy? today there was an aura of grey - like in a bad dream before everything goes wrong. everything did go wrong today. i got sucked into another lifetime made for tv movie this time a 91' flick with Linda Mills. now the whole fucking day is gone. i suppose it could've been worse. i think last break i watched two ( Read more... )

So it's the official binge holiday once again. I'm thankful that Family Guy is back on thursday nights. I'm thankful for Bob Dole (the young pics at work are really starting to get to me. I think I'm in love ... watch out Elizabeth. Oh I forgot to mention that my new job is working on the Bob Dole archives.) I'm thankful for deja vu (woah that was ( Read more... )

Yeah quotes are kinda lame but these are pretty good so if you read them you can satisfy that yearly sudden urge to search for some fun quotes ( Read more... )

i've been smoking and now i have so many extra thoughts and nowhere to put them. i could write them in my journal but who rereads those... nobody ... lately i've had a stalker and pneumonia. the following emails have been sent ( Read more... )

As she ate the sweettart and watched the protaganists on the television pull up in an old chrysler lebaron her mind wandered to depictions of giant glistening cherries in hospital beds waiting their turns for operation - this better be a red sweettart.

As she ate the sweettart and watched the protaganists on the television pull up in an old chrysler lebaron her mind wandered to depictions of giant glistening cherries in hospital beds waiting their turns for operation - this better be a red sweettart.

i'm listening to a tape player in the computer lab. does that annoy you? that i keep stopping and playing my music ( Read more... )

let me just start out by saying this is not the whole story and very few select people get the whole story. names have been changed to protect the innocent. its 2:00 am and i'm just settling down from drinking some wine, rum, and a zima, i am no longer drunk. my roommate Nadia has gone to sleep. Somewhere between 2 and 230 Annette comes home more ( Read more... )