I haaate studying. Only one more final but I actually have to read the book. Gar.

Dear sleep,
I love you and I miss you. My research papers on sensationalism and abstinence-only sex education are dirty sluts who have come between us. I will never love them like I love you.
Sincerely, Beth

Went clubbing. I believe I am now pregnant with a mexican midget's baby. I went to Denny's afterwards, which also makes me believe I am pregnant. Me and Jess stood out because we were high-heeled and white and looking smokin'. Gave happiness to many pervs who were watching us. Also repelled many persistant pervs who do not understand rejection and ( Read more... )

Ring, phone, ring!

No! Heath Ledger!

Quite bored and feeling sorry for myself, and worrying about stupid stuff. Classes start on Tuesday, and I'm taking a lot of classes that I'm too young for, so, that's something. Blah blah. This week, I had to take my puppy to the emergency room, and then a bunch of pans fell on my head, and then I got locked out of my house with my puppy in the ( Read more... )

Worst Thanksgiving ever.

I am so bored. I wish things would just get back to normal. I do not deal with change very well at all. Also, I want somebody to find me a job and a boyfriend.

I hate germs. They are pretty much basically my mortal enemies. I am going to start waging war against them. Also, I feel fat and gross and I don't want to go to college.

I like when it's raining and I don't have to blow dry my hair. In other news, all my roommates seem to be alcoholics. Gross.