My chin is bringin' sexy back

[chippah]

Had quite the eventful offseason and start to spring trainin', yessir. Giles and Rochey is gone, as we all know. And may I just say, I'm so glad USA Today printed this article about them crazy Gileses. You can't make stuff like that up, y'all. I spent six years on the same team as that crazy little imp. It's all true. He is a leg-humpin',

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[farnsworthalot]

Man I still cant get over the Gileses. That poor fuckin Padres team, they aint gonna survive the season.

Soons you work out whats up wit Smoltzy, lemme know. Im chompin the ol bit wit the curiosity an shit.

[chippah]

I'll be honest, I'm kinda scared to step on the same field as them Padres this year. Might get lube squirted on me while I'm runnin' from 1st to 2nd, and who knows what could happen after that? See, they're already gettin' in my head.

Anything I find out about Smoltzy I'll pass on. Poor feller. Family man and a Christian, he is, so I'm afeard it may be somethin' serious.