Yea you know what I aint posted in forever. You know why? Well, lotsa reasons, but partly cause I couldnt fuckin STAND lookin at that fuckin friends list (which should really be a 'people I kinda know list' cause I aint friends wit mosta you motherfuckers) and seein people all "today I ate bread it was pretty good bread I mean not great bread but ( Read more... )

Thats fuckin right who came in wit a pressure(ish) situation an hadda perfect innin? THE FARNS. Yea you KNOW it. SUCK MY DICK, UNIVERSE.

Thats two outins inna row I been awesome. I even got to hit Inge las time I was in. Thats for not namin your new kid after me, Inge. You know you deserved that.

Well, New York, looks like Im stuck wit you an youre stuck wit me.

I tried to read my friends list to catch up, but you faggots are so borin I probly find more innerestin shit if I go in my fuckin fridge and read the backa the fuckin orange juice carton. NO PRESERVATIVES! NOT FROM CONCENTRATE! VITAMIN C! See, Im already more fuckin entertained ( Read more... )

joe torre is racist against relief pitchers.

Take somea THAT, Pink Socks! You tryn kill our first baseman, we beat your gay whiny asses on your own pissgreen midgetal patch o turf ( Read more... )

Guess what, assholes? Youre gonna hafta hold onto me, cause when you run Scott out there EVERY FUCKIN DAY PRETTY MUCH, of fuckin COURSE his arms gonna fall off sooner or later, an the way hes been used lately Id say sooner ( Read more... )

1. Thats right bitches, I called out the PocketRocket. Someone on this fuckin pansyass teams gotta show some balls, an when it comes to bein badass I think we all know you come right to THE FARNS. Fuck it. He aint gonna be parta the team for real if hes gettin all treated 'special' like that. May as well fuckin pick up a industrial strength ( Read more... )

For real. Behind the Pink Socks which, whatever, their gay asses gonna implode soon nough, but were also behind the Orangebirds, which is not just gay but is also BIGFATGAY. How is that even possible? I dint think it was possible for anyone to be worsen the Orangebirds unless it was Tampax Bay ( Read more... )

They got me throwin junk innins lately. Mos got the 9th obviously an now Vizcaino gonna be throwin mostly the 8th. I hadda get fuckin sat down by Torre an the Gator an talked to like a three year old who dont unnerstand why they gettin time out for hittin people in the school halls wit baseball bats. Which I dint never do, ocourse ( Read more... )