also, fuck.

Tampax Bay got so worked up when they seen this they couldnt even play baseball good no more an they hadda fold in the face of sheer HOTTNESS.


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Fuckin right, Tampax Bay comes in here thinkin they got shit goin on, yea yea whatever Tampax Bay, we the motherfuckin YANKEES an whatre you? You a buncha fuckin LIMP FISH. Openin Day got you assholed PWND ( Read more... )

Fuckin right were gettin on towards the season an all you AL assholes got a new lil somethin somethin to be fearin!

THE STUDLY FARNSWORTH SINKER

Ohhhhh snapass Im gonna be strikin out so many o you assholes you all gonna be puttin your bats up your own asses outta confusion an lowdown shames.

I GOT MULTIPLE SPEEDS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS FEAR IT

Congrats to the Inges an the new Mini due, what, August? Awesome. I cant fuckin wait. Another onea Inges kids Im gonna hafta save from a life o dorkdom. Ill do it tho, Im jus that nice a dude.

( Can you imagine another onea these an how fuckin awesome thatd be? )

Cause Im innerested in seein if any o you can do this, tho I doubt you can.

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Yea, gettin my shit together for ST down in nice ol Tampax. Man why cant we jus warm up in HOTTLANTA? Its the place to be. But anyway Im fuckin PSYCHED cause Im bout jumpin outta my skin to get some baseball on by now. Im ready for this season. I got this season LOCKED AN LOADED right in the motherfuckin crosshairs o my STUDLY FARNSWORTH ( Read more... )

Lotta shit I aint innerested in postin bout, but I did wanna get this photo out there.


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2007. too bad dmitri aint round no more but i gotta say the inges did a pretty fuckin good job. lotsa booze, thats the key, an the mrs moved all the breakables so i could throw a punch heren there ha ha. im all in favor of breakin faces but i didnt wanna break inge valuables none ( Read more... )

Merry fuckin Christmas you fat fucks.

My holiday wish is for DickShaun Foster to choke to death on diseased semen.