ill sink your fat ass is what ill sink

[farnsworthalot]

Fuckin right were gettin on towards the season an all you AL assholes got a new lil somethin somethin to be fearin!

THE STUDLY FARNSWORTH SINKER

Ohhhhh snapass Im gonna be strikin out so many o you assholes you all gonna be puttin your bats up your own asses outta confusion an lowdown shames.

I GOT MULTIPLE SPEEDS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS FEAR IT

Comments

[captain_jeter]

You have a way with words, Farns. No one can deny that.

[farnsworthalot]

Yea Im like motherfuckin Maya Angeloo ony I aint got tits an I aint black.

[joe24crede]

It's not like you'll have any control to go with it.

[farnsworthalot]

75 Ks > 28 BBs

[chippah]

Heh did you see what the Reds done with your best buddy Paul Wilson? Told him don't let the door hit your ass on the way out is what they done.

[farnsworthalot]

I done seen that I laughed for hours the floppy hair floppy wristed fuck.

[cb_inge]

You're also finally realizing how awesome my baseball fashion choices are. It's about time.

[farnsworthalot]

Im provin how I can rock em an be a thousand times hottern you insteada jus a hunnerd duh.

[cb_inge]

Are you gonna keep wearing them? Cuz that'd be pretty cool. We'd match!

[farnsworthalot]

I aint decided on it yet. Its a complicated decision I mean how much do I really wanna be associated wit you an all.

[tanyonlover]

I liked the socks, Farnsy. Definitely studly.

[farnsworthalot]

Well thank you lil lady jus tryin some new shit out for the fans an all yknow bein kindly to em seein as its early.

[tanyonlover]

I'm sure you got all your fangirls's panties in a bunch.