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Pirates make my butt hurt
Some funky stuff happened on the way to third base tonight. Frenchie hit a ball right to Bautista while he was standing on my baserunnin' path, so needless to say there were a big ol' collision and now I got aches and bruises in places I didn't before. Don't know if I'm gonna play tomorrow. Depends how it feels when I get outta bed in the mornin ( Read more... ) -
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First place in the East and Smoltzie's got 5 wins and Huddy 4. And Wickman'll be back with the team Tuesday. How can I not be enjoyin' life right now ( Read more... ) -
Where I been?
Oh, I been busy turnin' 35 and "goin' to bed early" with the wife, cussin' umps and gettin' thrown outta games, laughin' at Ryan Langerhans because nobody wants him. And most especially I been busy startin' every game except a pinch-hit appearance yesterday and leadin' the NL in homeruns. It's a celebration, bitches! -
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Beatin' the Nats is like kissin' your ugly cousin. It's easy 'cause you know she'll let you. They're a real young team though, so maybe later in the year after they're way way outta the playoff hunt, they'll start makin' some noise. I am kinda embarassed though, I struck out against Ray Davis and then two batters later he's givin' up a 3-run HR ( Read more... ) -
First place...
Yeah, it's April and first place don't mean much, but I hafta think we just stared down the next-best team in the NL East and won the series. I hope we can keep this momentum goin' all season. This is fun ( Read more... ) -
21 Innings, 2-0
Ha! Nothin' like makin' them boo-bird Phillies fans freeze they asses for 11 innings just to watch their team LOSE again. Heap done done it again, hittin' the tyin' HR in the 9th and then Thor boomed one out in the 11th. Bad-assery all 'round ( Read more... ) -
That's how we do!
Dang, Rents hittin' 2 HR! He's on pace to hit, like 300+ for the season! And Heap hit one too! Smoltz gettin' the no-decision but actually pitchin' one of his better openin' day games ever. Extra-innings win, welcome to the A-Town, Chad Paronto! Even though we's in Philly right now ( Read more... ) -
Hahahahahahaha
Ohohohoho! Oh man! Oh this is so funny! Pete Orr, you maple-leaf-flag wavin' retardo! IF YOU WAS ON THE TEAM THEY'DA TOLD YA! Heh, OK maybe I'm havin' too much fun messin' with him 'bout this. But hey, don't wanna get the kid's hopes up, y'know.
Here's some junk about 'Druw probly leavin' the team for the dolla-dolla bills next year. ( Read more... ) -
Feelin' good
Braves at the plate: Chipper Jones hit his second homer in two days, blasting a mammoth drive off the center-field backdrop with a man on in the third inning while batting right-handed.
Yessir I done did. Ain't tryin' to use up what's in the tank before the season starts, but when you got the mojo goin' on you gotta work it, knowhattimean? -
Way to go Heap!
Welcome to the long-term-contract-havin' millionaires' club, boy! And of course this comes on the heels of that triple. Coincidence? I think not.
Anybody bailed LaRussa outta jail yet? Didn't think so.