Congrats on bringin' James into the world! That's the finest work been done yet all off-season.

And that's 'bout all I got to say at the moment. Oh, and I saw that movie Hustle & Flow th'other night. Dang good movie. Really educational 'bout the difficulties of pimpin'. Somethin' I knew all 'bout already, 'course.

Believe me, ain't nothin' as serious as all the horsey doo I done dealt with the last couple seasons. I just sat out 'cause ain't worth aggravatin' somethin' in spring trainin', ya know? 'Course I'll let you know if it swells up to the size of a watermelon tomorrow.

Had quite the eventful offseason and start to spring trainin', yessir. Giles and Rochey is gone, as we all know. And may I just say, I'm so glad USA Today printed this article about them crazy Gileses. You can't make stuff like that up, y'all. I spent six years on the same team as that crazy little imp. It's all true. He is a leg-humpin', ( Read more... )

Okay little drunk so'm gonna try not to say nothin' to get me in trouble but, I mean, I ain't too fonda the way we done jus' let our boy Giles go claimin' we can't afford him and not even gettin' off our asses to try to get some trade value outta him. That's money makin' decisions for you not good baseball management *ahem* but anyway ( Read more... )

1994. That was the last year I didn't play baseball in October. And the only reason I didn't that year was that a little thing called the MLB Players' Union strike was goin' on. It's a weird feelin'. It's what a lot of the fellers is sayin', but it's true. Just weird and empty and hollow and weird ( Read more... )

We still ain't mathematically eliminated from the Wild Card race yet, so I been tryin' to play even though my dang-blasted oblique is botherin' me again. Feels like I'm just ridin' out the season, but we can't play that way. I dunno. Maybe it'll be cool to go huntin' in October for the first time since before I were a major leaguer. Next season ( Read more... )

We suck we suck, we suck we suck we suck! Yeah. Way to lose us a double-header guys. Scored one run in two games. Nice. This season is over and I am suddenly findin' it hard to care.

Hey if any of you NYCers is gonna be 'round tonight, let's get drunk 'cause I sure do wanna!

I figger it's 'bout time to re-up this thang. We's won four in a row now and are only 4 games back from the wild card, but there's still 6 teams ahead of us. So we got work to do. Davies is comin' back and pitchin' Saturday for the first time since dang I can't remember when. He's been lookin' hot in Richmond, so let's hope he brings it back ( Read more... )

...who took the broken bat to the face tonight. That were just...I mean it hurt me to watch. I mean I didn't see much 'cause there were a play goin' on at the time but the way he went down...Heap saw it closest up of any of us and he were squealin' for the meds like a little girl, but I don't blame him. You know it's serious when they bring in ( Read more... )