Time for an update...

Hmmmm.

Great!  Thanks and goodnight folks.

Actually, I've ( Read more... )

Well, I decided to go ahead and seal up the care packages to send off tomorrow.  It was a pain since I decided to do seven packages instead of four.  I had checked the anysoldier.comsite and there were a couple of new entries that really sounded ( Read more... )

I've decided I'm overdue for a random act of kindness so I went to anysoldier.com. The site lets soldiers (primarily in the middle east) post "ads" for care packages or pen-pals for themselves or soldiers in their group who don't get much (if any) stuff at mail call. You get their military address and send the stuff directly to them.

While I ( Read more... )

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm ( Read more... )

 I figured I needed to put in a real update instead of just pumping out humor to help everyone make it through the day.  So what's going on in my little world... hmmm...

Well for starters, I'm totally pumped about having my website talked ( Read more... )

After commenting in gwrestler's journal, decided to post a classic bit.  The scarry part is that it's true.

How Shit Happens
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In the beginning, there was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance.

The employees told their supervisors: "It's a crock ( Read more... )

Name: ________________
(last)

(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_)Billy-Ray
(_)Billy-Sue
(_)Billy-Mae
(_)Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________
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Q.  And who is this person you are speaking of?
 A.  My ex-widow said it.

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Q.  How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
 A.  Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney,  and said he was really good.

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Q.  Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
 A.  I will be three months November 8th ( Read more... )

Q.  What is your brother-in-law's name?
A.  Borofkin.

Q.  What's his first name?
A.  I can't remember.

Q.  He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?
 A.  No.  I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!

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